1. Scream in his ears
2. Tell Mizuki to play his flute. All. The. Time.
3. Let Mizuki drink all the sake he wants. Tell him he can steal from Tomoe's stash.
4. Let Mamoru scratch Tomoe's face up whenever he feels like it.
5. Push him into another lake. And another. And another. And ano-
Tomoe: ENOUGH WITH THE LAKES, HUMAN! *summons fox fire*
Me: *harrumphs and sprays him with super soaker full of cat pee*
6. Drink all his sake. Then refill the jugs with water and food coloring. Or hot sauce, either one will be fun to see.
7. Take Nanami out for a girl's night of fun, pretend to stay out until four in the morning and come back to the shrine a day later to see one kitsune freaking the motherfuck out.
8. Go on a month long vacation trip with Nanami and convienently 'forget' to tell Tomoe.
9. Try and convince Nanami that Tomoe lied; he's not a fox, he's a CHICKEN!
10. Tell Tomoe that Kurama kissed Nanami. Record his reaction. (Bonus points if he turns Kurama into an ostrich again!)
And that my friends, is how you annoy Tomoe! Yay! Lets all go do this and then hide behind Nanami because he wouldn't dare hurt his precious lady and mistress! I had to get this out of my mind, maybe posting this will finally get rid of the writing blockage I've had lately. Please kill me.
Bye!
-Always,
FireHanyou17-