I came up with this story idea after talking about #2 numerous times with a friend. If you're grossed out by this stuff, do not read it.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Pokemon.
The Gross twins are Zach and Katie, two ten-year-olds about to start their Pokemon journey.
Before we get into that, let's take a look at them and their family history.
They are not called Gross for no reason. Zach and Katie come from a long line of Pokemon trainers. Each trainer, whenever they took a #2 in a public restroom, never flushed it, and always took pictures of it. Zach and Katie were no exceptions.
Also, when camping, instead of burning wood, they burned their own #2. Zach and Katie again are no exceptions.
The family built a reputation across the Pokemon world. Whenever someone ran into an unflushed #2 in a public restroom, they usually said "must have been that Gross kid".
From the time Zach and Katie were born, they strangely knew how to speak perfect English, just like Stewie Griffin on Family Guy. Everyone understood what they had to say.
When it came time to toilet train them, they were trained at the same time. From then on out, they always wanted to go #2 together.
With that, the family went on "Pimp My House" and got a new house with a bathroom that was partially styled after a public one, with two stalls.
In the Pokemon world, all public restrooms with stalls are unisex ones, since the urinal was never introduced there. The twins took advantage of this, and even made a game of going #2 together, dubbing it "Battledumps".
So, there, that's the prologue.
TO BE CONTINUED…
This looks to be an exciting story now. Doesn't it?
