Cosplay Idea

Featuring- Lesk and Xirxia

(Xirxia sitting in living room going through daily yoga routine. Enter Lesk)

Lesk: Jeez, that looks difficult.

(Xirxia, with both legs behind head, looks towards Lesk's direction)

Xirxia: Not really. Besides, I have to stay in shape.

Lesk: Oh really? For what?

(Xirxia lowers legs, shrugs)

Xirxia: Just for life I guess (not to mention I have to be strong enough for my missions).

Lesk: Whatever. Anyway, I wanted to know if you wanted to help me out with a prank.

Xirxia: I'm listening.

Lesk: Okay, well, Isubi came over today, and now he and Sil are sleeping in Sil's room. My plan is to make them even more gender-confusing.

Xirxia: Gender-what?

Lesk: *sigh* If I have to be literal, put a whole bunch of make-up on them. You know, make them pretty.

Xirxia: Since they already look so much like girls, what makes you think they'll even care that you put make-up on them?
Lesk: Ah, that's where it gets fun. They hate it when people who actually know them, exploit their femine looks. Well, unless they're with each other that is...

Xirxia: *laughs* Okay. I'm in.

Lesk: Great! I've got everything I need right here

(Lesk picks up a make-up case and shows Xirxia)

Lesk: Let's go!

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(Sil and Isubi are laying asleep on Sil's bed. Isubi has his arm wrapped around Sil's stomach. Enter Lesk and Xirxia)

Xirxia: *whispering* Are you sure this is gonna work?

Lesk: *whispering* Of course. Don't tell me you're gonna back out now.

Xirxia: No, I can do it.

(Lesk and Xirxia move silently towards the sleeping Sil and Isubi. Each has a small case of make-up)
Lesk: Alright, I'll take Sil. You do Isubi.

Xirxia: *nod*

(Both set to decorating Sil and Isubi's faces with mascara, eye liner, eye shadow, and lipstick. When they are finished, they sneak out to Lesk's room)
Xirxia: Now we just wait for them to wake up, right?

Lesk: Why wait, when we can get our reactions now?

(Lesk walks over to one side of the room towards a radio. She turns it on and turns the volume up. Seconds later, people are heard complaining)

Suki: God, turn that off!

Raziel: Who the hell is playing their music so loudly?

(After several minutes, Lesk turns off the music and walks out of the room back towards Sil's. Xirxia, dazed from the loud music, runs out after her apologizing for the loud noise)

Xirxia: Sorry. The volume's broken. God, I'm sorry!

(Xirxia catches up with Lesk, who has her ear to the door listening to the inside. Lesk is laughing uncontrollably)

Xirxia: Did that actually wake them up?
Lesk: Yeah, and it's so funny! Here, come listen.

(Lesk steps away from the door. Xirxia places her ear to the door)

*slightly muffled*

Isubi: --won't it come off?! This is--

Sil: Isubi! God, calm down. Look, if I can figure out how to get huge paint stains out of my clothes, I can figure out how to get this stuff off. If it counts, you look cute with it.

Isubi: Oh, my God. It's like glue!

(Xirxia steps away from the door laughing hard. She looks towards Lesk)

Xirxia: *wipes tears from eyes* That--is so funny!

Lesk: Yep. *puts arm around Xirxia* I'd say mission accomplished. Want to go get some ice cream?

Xirxia: You know it! And I want sprinkles!

(Exit Lesk and Xirxia)

END

I has fun! For the record, ice cream makes an awesome victory treat. Anyway, hope you found this just as strange and senseless as I did! :D