Jack and you. Insight on who Jack really is and what he's not. Then followed by quick examples.

Disclaimer: Do not own Jack Sparrow or Disney or anything related aiight?

What Jack Is:

Jack is a pirate. A scallywag. Jack is decitfull and cunning. He will do whatever it takes to make ends meet, but only for himself. Yes, Jack sleeps around and will not settle for just one woman. Jack likes jewels.

What Jack Isn't:

Jack is not in love with YOU or and Mary-Sue you give him. Jack Sparrow is not a good man, he will not give up the sea for any woman. Jack doesn't work for Port Royal.

EXAMPLE of what Jack ISN'T:

Jack met Maria who was perfectly flawless in every way. Her multicoloured eyes drew him in the second they met his. Maria's blonde hair gently flowed in the light breeze. Waves crashed against the dock (which is a bit odd don't you think?) as she gazed out at the horizon. "Oh Jack I am perfect for you in every way! And you the same for me!"

"Ah Maria! I have given up my pirate ways to be with you and to raise your child! We shall name him Jack, and if a girl, Maria just like you!"

"Oh my darling, kiss me!"

"Of coarse! And do you know why I will kiss you? Because we are perfect for one another!"

-- And that was the example of what Jack isn't. And here is a good example of what Jack is. Expert from Will's Lust by my buddy knightflyer16 (Take a look at it. It's quite entertaining)

"Keep the girl." Barbossa said as he traveled back to the Black Pearl. Elizabeth was glaring at Jack.

"Who did this?" She said through sobs. Jack was too upset to say anything as he watch his ship slip away once again. Anamaria had been watching and decided she could handle Elizabeth so step forward.

"Do you think this man really loved you?" She pointed at Will. Elizabeth nodded. "Well you don't know him very well then Juliet, he is dead because he was busy hitting on me!" Elizabeth stood in shock and then launched herself at Anamaria. But Anamaria was quick with her pistol and once again whipped it out to her defense. Elizabeth lay dead on top of her once upon a time ago lover.

"Did you kill her?" Jack came running back. Anamaria cocked him a sly smile and walked away. "Finally." He knelt down by her body and found the gold medallion she had some how managed to steal back from Barbossa. A small smile of greed formed on the pirate's face, as his plan of glory unfolded in his mind.

Do you see how greed took over? Now that's a true Jack. For all you fangirls out there keep these tips in mind!

phantomrose23

hey, before I have tomatos thrown at me I would like to add that this is fanfiction so do whatever you want! I will continue reading and writing on but please, no more obvious stories! -