EPIC RAP BATTLES OF LPS OCS
CARRIE
VS
RACHEL
BEGIN
Rachel
I know I have so many nice things to say
But seriously not to you
I'd rather die any day
My mom's really sweet and kind and she has sprinkles on her head
But my dad was a jerk
So I can say words that. he said
I may be a hippie
But don't go all crazy
While I'm working your just being lazy
Carrie
Don't call me lazy you just go and take a nap
I have a nice fluffy tail that'll make you smell like crap
I can kick your tail in just a few seconds
By the way you and mom need guitar lessons
Your such a hippe you can't beat me
I rock n roll while you just drink stupid tea.
Rachel
Well that was insulting you just had to admit
And if it wasn't for mongooses, you'd be bit
By cobra
That's it
You'll be poisened and dead
While I'm just lying comfortably in my bed
I'm sure I'll win this war cause so pretty
You're just gonna lose and be lost in the city
Carrie
Listen here ms preppy I hate to tell ya
I hear your owners wanna sell ya
You act like ms prissy who thinks she's goddess
While I'm down here, being so modest
you're not as pretty as you seem just like ya said
I think you should knocked right in the head
With a brick
Hello
After that you won't be so mello
Rachel
Chillax
Don't do be a grumpy sour puss
I Know you think you're one awesome toots
But you live in an apartment while I live in shop
so I get treats and you get beat
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!