I know this is completely ludicrous but I wanted to share it with you because it was really funny. A couple days before Deathly Hallows came out I had my friend Katherine over and she told me how she wanted the series to end. So, here it is, her version of the end. Read and Review!!

The End (As Told by Katherine)

"You'll never win, Riddle! The Elder Wand is rightfully mine!" Harry was certain he was right. Surviving a killing curse sometimes had that effect on people.

"You are an ignorant schoolboy, Potter!" Riddle spat, raising the Elder Wand.

"Avada Kedavra!"

"Expelliarmus!"

The result of the two spells was one that nobody could have ever imagined. I gigantic shockwave resounded from the point where the two wands had met, sapping life out of the entire world until only Lord Voldemort and his servant Lucious Malfoy were left.

"YES! I WIN!" Voldemort said after getting to his feet and surveying what was left of the Great Hall. He let out a mad cackle of laughter.

"But, my Lord, there's nothing left!"

"So what?" Voldemort snapped. "I STILL WIN!!"

Epilogue

Lucious died two weeks later from starvation (Food is the first of the five exceptions to Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfiguration).

Voldemort killed himself out of sheer boredom two days later.

The End

(As Told by Katherine)