YEAH! I memorized the WHOLE lyrics to the song what Italy sang! YEAHH! There's also a story with it! Yay! German people, don't take any offense from this! PLEASE! Enjoy, or not!


" Hey Germany! Come listen! I made a song especially for you!" Italy said, holding a guitar.

" What? Even though I'm your enemy? Okay, let me hear it." Germany said.

Germany, Germany! Germany is a really really nice place!

Even though I'm your prisoner, you give me food! And it doesn't suck like English food!

Sausages with cheese is, always taste so good!

It's be heaven for a dog, yeah that's Germany!

Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust?

You're crushing me with your intimidation!

My fragility causes me to openly weep out in fear!

Your women terrify me!

Is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head?

Please don't come to my place in large mobs, German tourists are scary!

Even the girls that are from Germany, are more rugged than I am!

YAHOO~!


Germany turned off the TV in Italy's living room. The Allies and the Axis were in there, including South America and Antarctica. OCs of mine.

" So, what do you guys think?" Italy asked.

" This is hopelessly stupid." Antarctica replied.

" I wrote that song! I worked on it for like 3 days!" Italy said.

" You weren't even there for 3 days anyways." Germany said.

" How did you take that video?" Japan asked.

" Oh, I put a camera there!" Italy replied.

" I think it was wonderful!" Aloe ( South America) said.

" YAY!" Italy cheered.

" I see..my cooking IS that bad..." Britain said as he was in the corner.

" And you said my cooking was better the other day~aru." China said.

" SHUT UP CHINA!" Britain surprisingly yelled. He was crying now.

" Aww, Britain is sensitive! Be nice China!" America said, laughing.

" Shut up~aru." China said.

" Is it time to eat pasta now?" Italy asked.

" NO!" Everybody but Italy and Aloe yelled.