Hello, fellow fanfic authors! This is a little songfic that I've been dying to get out of my system for a while. It's basically a Legend of Zelda spin on the Looney Tunes song "Three Little Bops" starring the four Links and Vaati. It's recommended you read along with the song. Otherwise, read, review, and I hope you enjoy.
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The Four Little Bops
[Narrator]
Remember the story
of the Four Little Links?
One played the pipe
While the other danced jigs
The Four Little Links
Are still around
But they're playing music
With a modern sound
(Musical interlude)
[Narrator]
The Four Little Links
Were in the groove
Everything was
running smooth
The Links were due
For a big surprise
When Vaati appeared
With red rimmed eyes
[Vaati]
Oh, you're cool!
Oh, you're cool!
Oh you're cool, man, cool!
[Narrator]
Well, to show he was friendly
He shook their hand
Announced he was joining
Up with the band
Instead of starting
An argument
A one and a-two
And away they went!
(Musical interlude with Vaati playing off-key)
[Narrator]
The Four Little Links
Were really gassed
They never heard
Such a corny blast
[Links]
"We've played in the west!
We've played in the east!
We've heard the most!
But you're the least!"
(Vaati gets thrown out.)
[Narrator]
The Wind Mage Vaati
Was really mad
He wanted to play music
And he wanted to play bad
[Vaati]
They stopped me before
I could go to town
So I'll huff and puff
And blow the place down!
(Vaati blows the house down.)
[Narrator]
The house of straw
Was blown away
The Links had to find
Another place to play
The Dew Drop Inn
A house of sticks
The Four Little Links
Were giving out licks
(Musical interlude)
[Narrator]
Well the piano playing Link
Was swinging like a gate
Doing Liberace
on the eighty-eight
[Link]
I wish my brother George was here.
[Narrator & Vaati]
The Four Little Links
Were having a ball
When the Wind Mage Vaati
He entered the hall
The Wind Mage Vaati
He sat right down
"Come on, cats!
We're going to town!"
(Musical interlude with Vaati playing off-key)
[Narrator & Crowd]
From the crowd
Came an angry shout
"Stop the music!
Throw this square out!"
(Vaati is thrown out again.)
[Narrator & Vaati]
The Wind Mage Vaati
Was really sore
"If their gonna get tough
I'll give em more!"
"They don't know talent
In this here town
So I'll huff and puff
And blow the place down!"
(Vaati blows the house down again.)
[Narrator & Links]
The Dew Drop Inn
Did drop down
The Four Little Links
Crawled out of the rubble
"This dumb windbag
Gives us nothing but trouble!"
"So we won't be bothered
By his windy tricks
The next place we play
Must be made of bricks!"
(Musical interlude)
[Narrator]
Sturdy place
This house of bricks
Built in
1776
High class place
With a high class crowd
Sign on the door
"No Vaatis allowed!"
Ol' Vaati was sore
And fit to be tied
He was sworn and determined
To get inside
(Brief musical interlude)
[Narrator & Vaati]
He huffed and puffed
On the house of bricks
But the bricks were stronger
Than straw or sticks
He huffed and puffed
And bleeped and blooped
And by 10 o'clock
Was completely pooped
But all of a sudden
Came a ray of hope
"I can disguise myself!
Boy, what a dope!"
(Musical interlude with Vaati playing a ukulele.)
[Narrator]
The Wind Mage Vaati
Took it all in stride
He figured out another way
To get inside
(Musical interlude with Vaati using various disguises.)
[Vaati]
"I'll show those brats
That I'm not stuck!
If I can't blow it down
I'll blow it up!"
(Musical interlude with Vaati trying to blow up the house... Only to blow himself up.)
[Narrator]
Well, the Wind Mage Vaati
Was really gone
And with him
Went that corny horn
Went outta this world
Without a trace
Didn't go to Heaven
Was the other place
(Musical interlude with Vaati's spirit playing music beautifully.)
[Links]
"Well, the Wind Mage Vaati
He learned the rules!
You gotta get hot
To play real cool!"
(Final musical interlude and end of song)
Well, that ends my tale. Hope you've enjoyed reading it as I've enjoyed writing it. Till next time!