Disclaimer: I own my kitty, Princess. I do not own Harvest Moon, though. D:

A/N: Okay, so this is a really crappy beginning. But, I think it will get better, because I have alot of funny ideas for the future chapters.

This idea has been nagging me FOREVER!!! So, I finally decided to make it!

I guess its kinda based off of Mrs. Doubtfire... Anways, enough of my boring you! On with the story!

And if you can't see it, a line is supposed to be right under HERE!

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Adelaide twirled her hair as she inspected the piece of paper thrust at her. It said she had to be male to be able to own a farm in the small town of Forget-Me-Not-Valley.

She obviously thought it was unfair. Girls can do anything guys can, after all, right? Well, obviously the Mayor thought otherwise. "I'm sorry Miss, but you need to be of the male gender to legally own a farm." He said.

Why not do it illegally? It's a lot more fun. But how? Everyone will know she's a girl with her long, brown hair and breasts. No way to hide that.

Adelaide then remembered that her cousin made costumes…

"Miss? Did you hear me?" The short man asked, ending her thoughts short.

"Oh, um, no. Could you please repeat it?" Adelaide asked innocently.

"I said would you like to stay in a room in the Inn?" He asked again.

"No thanks." She said, and walked out of the building. Stepping outside, she breathed in the fresh air of Forget-Me-Not-Valley. She thought it was much better than the busy city she used to live in. And it was her dream to live on a farm, just as her dad did many years ago. But when he got married and had Adelaide, he decided to get a job as a surgeon to help pay for their food, clothing, and shelter. Adelaide thought it was very generous, but she always wanted to know what it was like to live on a farm. To be responsible for another living thing's, well, life.

Adelaide twirled her hair at that thought, and chewed on the inside of her mouth. If she had to be a man to own a farm, fine. "If a man's what he wants, then a man's what he'll get." She said, determined.

About two days later, Adelaide once again entered the building. This time, her brown hair was cropped short so it just covered her ears. She wore jeans and a tee-shirt, but her breasts were flattened by a torso body-suit her cousin had made. She now had the build of a boy.

Adelaide had to come up with a boy name. Jack? Too common. Bob? Too weird. Gabriel? Perfect. It wasn't common, and was something people would remember. "Hello." She said in her man-voice. It sounded like a young teenage boy. Perfect.

"Hello there!" Piped the Mayor cheerfully.

"I would like to buy the farm."

"Of course, of course!" The middle-aged man said, reaching under a large counter and grabbed a small stack of papers. "Sign here… And here… Initial there… Sign there… Another initial… Initial…. And sign here!" He said, guiding him through the many papers. "And would you like to pay it all upfront? Or would you like to pay a certain amount each month?" He asked.

Adelaide hadn't thought of that. "How much upfront?"

"2000 gold."

Adelaide didn't have that much! She only had 100!

"How much per month?"

"200." The end of the month was in two weeks… Could she make enough before then?

She had to try. "I'll pay per month." She replied, and grabbed the deed to her new farm. The deed to her new home. The deed saying that she was now Gabriel Rosebush. Not Adelaide Rosebush.

Adelaide wondered how she would pull this off. She'd have to be a boy all the time… She couldn't marry, or date. No. She couldn't date a boy. Nobody in this town was gay, right? And she couldn't date a girl… She shuddered at the thought.

Walking outside the building overlooking her new town, she grinned. She'd deal with all that later. Now, she just had to get settled in.

Adelaide walked into the town. She opened up a small map. According to it, she was in the center of the town. She kept walking straight. In a minute she'd make a le-….

"Ow!" She cried out in her girl voice as she suddenly fell to the ground.

"Oh my goddess! I'm so sorry!" A perky blonde said, helping Adelaide up.

"Uh… thanks." Adelaide said, going back to her boy voice.

"Are you new?" the girl asked.

"Yes. My name's Gabriel."

"I'm Muffy. Want a drink?" Muffy asked, her eye's sparkling. Oh goddess. She like me. "I'll pay."

"Uh, no, sorry. Very busy!" Adelaide said, and started walking again. Okay. So in a minute she'd make a left.

Adelaide looked up at the sky. The birds started returning from their Southern trip. She turned left and walked to her farm. Her home.

She noticed some plants were already growing. But… how? She walked over to the small, helpless plants, and peered at them. They were marks tomatoes, corn, squash, and potatoes. Who planted them? Nobody knew she was moving in.

Adelaide looking up at the setting sun, and stretched. She yawned, and decided to hit the hay. Why not? It's been a long day.

She opened the door to her house, and was disappointed to find only a small bed, an ancient T.V, a bookshelf, a phone, a bathroom, and a small, old kitchen. All well. She could fix it up some other time.

She unbuttoned her clothes, and removed her body suit. She pulled on a tee shirt, and flopped onto the bed. It was surprising comfy…

The next morning, she pulled on her body suit, and didn't bother to comb her hair. It looked more boy-like that way, after all. She brushed her teeth, and pulled on a yellow tee-shirt, over-alls, and a blue and yellow hat. Perfect. Just like a guy.

She made her way to her fields and watered her few crops. She then got down onto her stomach and peered at them. So helpless… "I promise to take care of you." She vowed as she got up, and rubbed some dust off herself. The sun had just risen, so why not explore?

Adelaide walked into the town, and saw a boy walk into the town. He had brown hair and a matching beard, a green hat, and hippy-like clothing. His black-tinted glasses hide his eyes. "Sorry, sir. My name's Gustafa." He said, extending a hand. Adelaide placed her smooth hand into his rough one.

Aren't farmers supposed to have rough hands…? He thought for a moment, and then shook it out of his mind.

"I'm Gabriel."

"Nice to meet you, Mr. Gabe." He said, releasing her hand and tipping his hat. Gabe? Adelaide smiled. Perfect!

Over the next few days, Adelaide knew everyone, and everyone knew her as Gabriel. Muffy won't give up on making 'Gabriel' her boyfriend, unfortunately. Adelaide got some chickens, cows, sheep, and even ducks! She grew more crops, and still didn't know who planted the first ones. Everything was fine, and normal. Until she developed a crush on…

A/N: Haha! Cliffhanger! Is it Muffy? Is it Gustafa? Griffin? Marlin? Rock? Other? The world may never know! And if you do want to know, I suggest you press the pretty litle reveiw button. Got it?