I wrote this a while back, so you may have seen it before elsewhere, but I'm just now uploading my fics to ff.net, so...
Feedback: Criticism is welcomed and appreciated. Flames are not.
Spoilers: Uh... don't think so...
Series: Not right now. Probably never.
Archive: Yes to anywhere that wants it
Disclaimer: Not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, never will be mine... but I'm just going to keep happily deluding myself
Notes: This is my first foray into West Wing fandom, so if it's horrible, just tell me. *s* Not beta-ed
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"Joey Lucas thinks you're dating Sam."
Josh blinked. "Donna, what the hell are you talking about?"
"Joey Lucas thinks you're dating Sam."
"Donna, I heard that part. *Why* does Joey Lucas think I'm dating Sam?"
"She thinks you're a really cute couple."
"She thinks... how do you know this?"
"I asked her."
"You asked Joey Lucas if she thought I was dating Sam?"
"No, I asked Joey Lucas if she wanted to go on a date with you. She said she thought you were dating Sam."
"You asked Joey Lucas if she wanted to go on a date with me?"
"I did. Are you dating Sam, Josh? Because I'd be really hurt if you were and you didn't tell me. Really hurt. Really very, very hurt."
"I'm not dating Sam, Donna."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive."
"Oh, well, okay then."
"Donna have you seen.... oh hi, Josh."
"Joey Lucas thinks we're dating."
Sam blinked. "Joey Lucas thinks we're dating?"
"Joey Lucas thinks we're dating."
"Why does Joey Lucas think we're dating?"
"Ask Donna."
"You know, I would, but she seems to have left the room. Why does Joey Lucas think we're dating?"
"She thinks we're a cute couple."
"Josh, we're not dating."
"Yes, I'm aware of that Sam."
"Why would anyone think we're dating?"
"Ask Donna."
"Should we be dating?"
"According to Joey Lucas."
"According to Joey Lucas we should be dating?"
"Yes."
"We're not dating, Josh."
"You already said that."
"Maybe we should be dating."
"Maybe we... what?"
"Maybe we should be dating."
"Sam?"
"We would make a cute couple. Two extremely handsome men in ties."
"I'm extremely handsome?"
"You are. Extremely."
"Oh, well, so are you."
"Josh?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm going to kiss you."
"You're going to kiss me."
"Because you're extremely handsome."
"Then will we be dating?"
"No."
"No?"
"We won't be dating until you wake up in my bed tomorrow morning."
"Oh. Well, that can be arran... mmm...."
"mmm...."
"Hey guys? Leo wanted the...." Donna blinked. "I'm going to kill Joey Lucas."
Feedback: Criticism is welcomed and appreciated. Flames are not.
Spoilers: Uh... don't think so...
Series: Not right now. Probably never.
Archive: Yes to anywhere that wants it
Disclaimer: Not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, never will be mine... but I'm just going to keep happily deluding myself
Notes: This is my first foray into West Wing fandom, so if it's horrible, just tell me. *s* Not beta-ed
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"Joey Lucas thinks you're dating Sam."
Josh blinked. "Donna, what the hell are you talking about?"
"Joey Lucas thinks you're dating Sam."
"Donna, I heard that part. *Why* does Joey Lucas think I'm dating Sam?"
"She thinks you're a really cute couple."
"She thinks... how do you know this?"
"I asked her."
"You asked Joey Lucas if she thought I was dating Sam?"
"No, I asked Joey Lucas if she wanted to go on a date with you. She said she thought you were dating Sam."
"You asked Joey Lucas if she wanted to go on a date with me?"
"I did. Are you dating Sam, Josh? Because I'd be really hurt if you were and you didn't tell me. Really hurt. Really very, very hurt."
"I'm not dating Sam, Donna."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive."
"Oh, well, okay then."
"Donna have you seen.... oh hi, Josh."
"Joey Lucas thinks we're dating."
Sam blinked. "Joey Lucas thinks we're dating?"
"Joey Lucas thinks we're dating."
"Why does Joey Lucas think we're dating?"
"Ask Donna."
"You know, I would, but she seems to have left the room. Why does Joey Lucas think we're dating?"
"She thinks we're a cute couple."
"Josh, we're not dating."
"Yes, I'm aware of that Sam."
"Why would anyone think we're dating?"
"Ask Donna."
"Should we be dating?"
"According to Joey Lucas."
"According to Joey Lucas we should be dating?"
"Yes."
"We're not dating, Josh."
"You already said that."
"Maybe we should be dating."
"Maybe we... what?"
"Maybe we should be dating."
"Sam?"
"We would make a cute couple. Two extremely handsome men in ties."
"I'm extremely handsome?"
"You are. Extremely."
"Oh, well, so are you."
"Josh?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm going to kiss you."
"You're going to kiss me."
"Because you're extremely handsome."
"Then will we be dating?"
"No."
"No?"
"We won't be dating until you wake up in my bed tomorrow morning."
"Oh. Well, that can be arran... mmm...."
"mmm...."
"Hey guys? Leo wanted the...." Donna blinked. "I'm going to kill Joey Lucas."