Candeeeeeeee!!!

Hello, my name is Draco Malfoy. I have blonde hair and gray eyes. My father's name is Lucius and my mother's name is Narcissa. I favorite color is hot pink and my favorite hobby is finger painting. My favorite cookie is Chips Ahoy! and my favorite animal is the sloth. But my most favorite thing in the world is C-A-N-D-Y. Candy! Yes, candy. Oh, how I love it. I' here today to tell all things I like about candy. It will be portrayed through poems and songs. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

"C-A-N-D-Y"
C stands for Cockroach Cluster
A stands for Acid Pops
N stands for Nougat
D stands for Droobles Best Blowing Gum
Y stands for, stands for... Uh, oh whatever!

"I Love Candy" (sung to the tune "See My Angel" by Homer Simpson)
I love candy, I love candy. I like to eat it, I like to eat, while in bed.

"Candy" (sung to the tune "Fire" from Kids in the Hall)
Candy, candy, candy. Candy in my mouth.
Candy, candy, candy. I think I'm gonna barf!

"CANDY" (sung to the tune "Welcome Back to Sesame Street")
CA-AN-DEE. Everyday, comes my waaaaay. Come with me, so we can eat our CA-AN-DEES. Come on, let's all eat that junk, on our way to the candy store. On our way to the candy store. On our way to the candy stoooooooore!

"C-A-N-D-Y-S-T-O-R-E" (sung to the tune "S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y!" by unknown artist)
C. A. N. D. Y. S. T. O. R. E!
C. A. N. D. Y. S. T. O. R. E!
I forget the rest of the song.

"I Want Candy" sung by Aaron Carter (my favorite song)

Well, these are all the poems and songs I have right now. I'll try to find and make up more songs. I'll see you guys later. Right now I have to go suck on an Acid Pop.

The End

Or is it?