Robot Salad

by Walleluvr101

A malfunction of the warp star sends Kirby on a crash course to the trash-ridden planet that is the post-apocalyptic earth. He finds new allies and old enemies on his journey, and even assumes a new identity. Together, will kirby and his friends be able to make the earth inhabitable once again?

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Sow, wunce upon a tiem, kirby is on one of those warp star things okay and he gets off course and lands on a stupid planet filled with grabage, and trash, and thigns, and stuf. He nootices sum big cube things of trash and sees a tiny robot-liek-tank-thing in the floor.

Kiby says 'helo how is it going'

Wall-e says nothing because he is a fucking robot

Kirby eats wall-e and becomes wall-e

Suddenly, wall-by (wall-e kirby) finds a diamond thing that allows him to talk

So, wallby, can now talk, and he says "I dont like earth" and they try to leave but they cant because the star is broken. Metanite is fused genetically with eve because of radiation, and is able to talk, and he says "Kirby, its you, and oh my god, you're also wall-e now" and then king Ddd comes down and he is the captain of the ship and then he say "oh im fat" and then his ship crashes into earth and then the humans all die because they cant live their cause its so gross and garbagey and wall-by and meta-eve were all like "oh no" and then they celebrated because they realized they hated king DDD all along.

The end