How Moscow came to be
Russia was wandering through the woods by his mansion trying to stay away from Belarus who was having one of her marriage episodes. "Why must I always be chased out of my own house!" he thought angrily. Russia continued on until he was right by Switzerland's house where he heard gunshots, Russia walked over to the front of the house to see which idiot was trespassing this time, Russia saw a small figure running his way, a child by the looks of it, Switzerland doesn't usually shoot at children he thought, confused. Switzerland was shooting at the child with fury, "don't ever even THINK about picking flowers off my lawn he shouted" figures Russia thought as he turned to go to the next country.
The small figure kept running wildly in till it smacked into Russia. "Ehn" it cried as it fell to the ground, Russia turned around annoyed to see who was trying to piss of both Switzerland and RUSSIA of all people. Russia looked down and was surprised to see he didn't recognize the small territory, a city by the looks of it. Russia kneeled down and looked curiously at the territory, a small curly brown haired girl with soft pale skin and a broad structure, she looked curiously up at Russia. What startled Russia most was her face, it had similar features to his but most of all were her eyes. They were big dark brownish red, accented by her golden curls but they held only innocence, curiosity, and strength. Russia couldn't see even a trace of fear in the small countries eyes.
"Where am I?" asked the small territory questioningly with a strong sense of authority, the question directed at none other than Russia himself. "Well you're in Switzerland's territories right now" said Russia with a small innocent smile "not the most welcome place to be." The small territory seemed to ponder over what she knew then abruptly looked up at Russia with suspicion, "who are you" she asked almost accusingly. "Me?" asked Russia with a slight grin that usually sent countries into shaking fits "I'm Russia".
The small country gazed at Russia and then returned the grin, which was of equal sadism of Russia's and shocked Russia a bit, for he had never seen anyone make a face like that (of course Russia never smiles like that in the mirror). Then the small territory looked up at Russia and stated "I'm coming with you" she said with a voice that said that she did not want to deal with anymore Switzerland's "I do not wish to be shot at or harassed by the pedophile I ran into" "Pedophile?" asked Russia amused, the small territory raised two fingers in front of her "two, a blonde ass hole and a tan tomato loving creeper". Russia laughed out loud and then smiled down at the territory "I like you little girl" said Russia with a (kind?) smile, "you're welcome to come with me" he said standing up.
The small territory took his hand and they began walking back towards Russia's home. Russia glanced down at the territory and asked "and what shall I call you?" the territory looked up at him with an wide innocent grin and said "I'm Moscow".