NOTE: I don't own digimon!
DON'T SUE ME!
This just in! TAI CAUGHT NEKKIT IN ROOM WEARING BLUE LACE
UNDIES
We have
evidence that Yamato Ishida walked into Taichi Yagami's room to borrow a hair
brush, and found the latter dressed only in blue pastel frill underwear.
"I was
shocked! I've never seen him in those!"
Yamato said after being pried from the room.
"They're
Kari's, I'm serious, I just ran out of underwear!" claims Taichi. Kari is currently still laughing in her
room, and is unavailable for questioning.
KARI CAUGHT IN BED WITH STRANGE MEN, T.K. IN COMA!
It seems
Kari Kamiya took a distinctly dirty approach to her 16th
birthday. She was seen at 12:00
midnight with a strange teenaged boy at 12:00 midnight by our own digger of
juicy stories, Cy.
"They were
just sitting there in that bed, and neither would comment." Cy says.
T.K.
Takashi arrived at the scene, screamed "Kari how could you??" and promptly
fainted. Doctors have not yet revived
him. Kari refuses to comment.
YAMATO CAUGHT STEALING GABUMON'S FUR; GABUMON GOES INSANE!
Yamato
Ishida was recently caught wearing the fur of his digimon, Gabumon. Gabumon was found crying on the floor of
Yamato's room, wearing a trenchcoat.
"I only
needed it for a little while," Yamato protested. What reason he had for stealing the helpless digimon's fur, he
could not answer.
"He just
took it, ripped it off!" Gabumon said, before collapsing into an insane
heap. He is still in the Digimon Mental
Asylum for Gabumons, and refuses to talk.
GABUMON CAUGHT AFTER CURFEW WITH GATOMON; PATAMON GOES ON A
MURDER SPREE
This
reporter's digger of dirty stories, Savior, sighted Gabumon after curfew hours
with Gatomon. The two had apparently
been on a date, and forgot the time.
"I don't
wear a watch, so I didn't know what time it was," Gabumon said in his
defense.
"We were
just eating dinner! You know, friends
can go to dinner together," Gatomon said.
Patamon
caught wind of this story and took a bad reaction to it. He went out to gun-mart, bought a riffle,
and went on a murder spree. To date
he's killed 3 digimon and wounded one human, and has not been caught yet.
"This is in
response to Gatomon dumping him," Takeru Takashi told us. "He's not usually violent like this."
If you
sight Patamon, please call 1-800-PATAKIL to make a report.
