Jubilee and Rahne's roomate agreement.
I, Jubilation Lee, have created a list of things guarrenteed from me in the time that I am Rahne Sinclair's roomate.
I will not make Rahne read extremely graphic glee fanfictions. I will also not show her, "2 girls 1 cup."
I will bring her an ice cream cone every 2nd Friday if she asks.
I will only play my Justin Bieber CD on weekends between 4 and 8pm.
If anyone bullies Rahne, they will recive fireworks in his or her ass.
Me and Rahne are the undeniable bitches of this mansion. If anyone disagrees, then he or she will recive a firework in the lap.
I will not bring Bobby into the room at midnight and start hooking up. The exception is on weekends and holidays.
Rahne can borrow my clothing unless I haven't worn it yet, and only if she asks me. Dresses should be discussed between us in private.
I will stop singing in the shower. But you got to admit, I do a mean Naya Rivera impression.
I will change my ringtone. When she calls, my phone will no longer start barking.
Rahne can borrow my school notes at anytime she wants.
I will get one of Jamie's dupes to be our temporary bitch whenever Rahne asks.
I will stop staying on my computer until 3am. Rahne needs her sleep.
I, Rahne Sinclair, will create a list of promises to kept while I am Jubilation Lee's roomate.
I will not bring Roberto into the room and start to make out with him while Jubilee is in the room. We'll either ask her to leave, or just do it in his room. I hope Bobby won't mind.
I will not make Jubilee scratch my ears while I am in wolf-form.
I will also stop going into my hybrid form, wake Jubilee up in the middle of the night, get Jamie to record her reaction, and post it online. (The video has over 800,000+ views!)
I will try to find something to help silence my nightly snoring.
I will stop insisting on Jubilee being my duet partner for the song, "Take me or leave me" from RENT.
If anyone calls me and Jubilee, "The worlds first mutant-lesbian couple," there will be a bunch of bite marks on his or her ass.
Jubilee can borrow my clothing as long as I could borrow some of hers. We shall discuss this in more detail.
I will change my ringtone and the settings on my phone. Jubilee will now not be call, "SparkHands," and my phone will play Katy Perry's "Firework" whenever she calls.
I will help defend her whenever Mr. Logan calls her a nickname. (That includes, Sparks, Glow hands, sparky the firework, and Boomboom 2.0.)
If Jubilee insist that we are the un-deniable bitches of the institute, I will back her up on this.
If I shed on any of Jubilee's things, I will clean the fur off before she notices.
I will allow Jubilee to host late-night sleep overs. If I fall asleep, she cannot draw on my face with lipstick, or red marker.
