Tap tap tap. The sound of footsteps came through the near empty hall of Hueco Muendo. Falling into the prison where only one highly prized prisoner was kept, Ichigo Kurosaki.

"My, my, how the might have fallen?" I playfully inquired.

"Tch." he replied.

As I grabbed his hair and held him up right, I whispered into his ear, "This is for Ulquiorra and all of the Arrancar you have decimated on your sick journey to end us," taking a breathe and a sigh, "Envenom, Rattlesnake!"

With that said, I became an Espada with a rattlesnake "tail" and my head being a head of a rattlesnake. I pulled out my fangs, and used them as daggers. Stabbing right into the shoulders of Ichigo, a smile stole across my insane blood covered face saying, "Do you feel the venom taking every ounce of life from your body? Well, you should. This is a special type of venom I concocted myself from my bodily venom. With this, it rots away your core, destroying from within, lungs, heart, and all your other organs. Slowly thereafter, it shrinks your skin taking away all forms of life you once had." And as I finished he had no where near a human look anymore, his skin was all wrinkly and old.


I smiled, "The end for you Ichigo." While doting on that, I grabbed up his zanpakuto and everything but the guard of his sword vanished.

"The 100th guard of the Shinigami's, hyaku*," I said. And as I went to my special room, I put my 100th guard on my wall. And as it opened, a hologram was there with the words on it saying that if I wanted to be one of the revered ones. I answered no obviously, for reasons only I needed. So as I went back to the meeting room, I nodded with the approval of Tercera Espada, Nana, and Segunda Espada, Train. As I walked through the door I also stared at all the other Espada, going down from four to ten, Zine, Lilly, Alizia, Hell, Lyre (pronounced Lear), Heinekel, and Ginger.

"Starting with the meeting now, I have executed the forsooked prisoner; his guard is on my wall now. The 100th guard," I stated.

"Are you going to be part of the Respected Ones?" Hell asked.

"No." I answered simply.

"The reason of this meeting is for one thing only. I need some of you guys to help me issue a war on the Shinigami. So I am choosing, Nana, Train, Lyre, Alizia, and Hell. Why, you ask? It is because of one thing, these men are the most skilled in swordsmanship. So I'll take you as the so called "body guards" of mine. So let's go!" I stated.

And as the Garganta ripped open, I gave a hand gesture that made everyone I called for follow me into Soul Society.

As I walked into Soul Society, I was charged at by two naïve Shinigami. Hell and Alizia, blocked their moves, and capacitated them. So following onto a building where I could see all of Soul Society, I let out a nasty shriek that poisoned the ears of the Shinigami. As that I stopped, I could hear the faint complaining of all the Shinigami saying something stupid like, "Oww my fucking ear hurts!," or "What was that sound?" and a few smart ones saying, "The Espada are here!"

Yelling at the top of my lungs, "I NEED ALL THE CAPTAINS! ALL 0-13 CAPTAINS!" Right after my yell ringed it's final ring, all of the captains came, infact even the legendary 0 squad heeded my call.

"Ahhh, how nice it is to see all your faces, even older ones, like Unohana, Kyorakyu, Shunsui, Soi Fong, Komamura, Izuru, Toshiro, Momo, Kenpachi, Renji, Byakyuya, Mayuri, Ukitake, Rin**, and Kuronin***." I smiled.

"Why are you here?" Kuronin asked.

"To issue and instate a war!" I grinned with sheer evil.

"At ease men, this fool will attack when he wants to attack, we'll play a defensive war!" Rin yelled.

"Anyways, I just came here to say that. Believe me, we will attack soon, and when we do, you shall die a miserable and fateless death!" I yelled across with nothing, but the thrill for mass slaughter.

This is my first Bleach fanfic so yeah. Anyways time to give meaning to all of the asterisks, or "stars".

* is 100 in Japanese using Kyoikyu Kanji system.

** is leader of the new 1st Squad

*** is the highly famed leader of the legendary 0 Squad.

No this is not part of the original Bleach series, and this is like a millennium later after the original battle of Aizen vs Ichigo Kurosaki.

Obviously thinking Ichigo is prisoner, they actually won.

And with Grimmjow actually alive, along with Nnoitira and Stark, Nel Tu, also, they are the "Respected Ones" of the original 3rd generation Espada, and are now highly revered.

And this is the first chapter of my hopefully more than five piece arc of Revenge is a Sweet Desire.