It was midmorning and the last thing Kanda needed was a hyperactive bunny boy running up to him. But that was exactly what happened.

"Hey, Yu-chan, Yu-chan! Guess what, guess what?"

Kanda replied with a "Che." Then he said, "What do you want, baka-usagi?"

"Hold on. I'll tell you along with Allen and Lenalee."

"Then what was the point of you bugging me?"

"Dunno. I just wanted to."

"Next time you do that, I will fucking kill you," the raven-haired man said as he was withdrawing Mugen. The one eyed boy didn't hear the rest of Kanda's threat, for he was already a good thirty yards away from him.

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"Okay guys! Guess what! I just got VIP passes to an exclusive club! And all of you are coming with me!"

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THE GOOD SOBA IN THE WORLD WOULD POSSESS ME TO DO THAT?!" the raven-haired man yelled. Both Allen and Lenalee thought it would be fun.

"Well, if Moyashi's going there's no way I will."

"MY NAME IS ALLEN!"

"Whatever."

-

After much pestering, shouting and threatening, Kanda finally agreed to go. Lavi was wearing what he usually wore under his exorcist coat. Kanda was wearing a plain t-shirt under a leather jacket with a cross on the sleeve. Allen was wearing something similar and Lenalee wore a little black dress with Christian Loubiton heels. She almost couldn't go because Komui has overprotective brother complex.

When they arrived at the nightclub, they all had to show their IDs and driver's licenses. Then they went inside.

It was dark with an annoying strobe light in the background. The bass was so loud, the walls were throbbing and they looked like they were about to fall down. The foursome walked over to the bar to get a round of shots or tequila. He came back minutes later with a plate filled with the tiny shot glasses. Lenalee was ordering a strawberry daiquiri. That left Kanda and Allen standing together.

"I honestly have no idea what happens to attract Lavi to seedy, trashy places like this."

"Maybe it's all the girls that are dancing like whores and sluts," said the white haired fiteen year old.

After Lenalee came back, the group went to go find a place to go sit down. They troved up to the balcony seats.

"OMG! Why are you guys so bored? Just look at all the honeys in this club! I know! Let's play truth or dare!" Lavi yelled into the ear of Allen. Once again, Kanda was dragged into something he didn't want to do.

"O-kay! Let's start with Allen!" said bunny boy.

Um…okay," the fifteen year old said timidly.

"Allen. TRUTH OR DARE!"

"Truth."

"Okay….are you a lip virgin?"

"Umm, yeah, I am." Everybody looked at the white-haired boy in shock.

"Really, Allen? I didn't know that." Next it was Lavi's turn.

"Okay, Lavi," said Allen. "Truth or dare."

"DARE!"

"Okay. I dare you to climb up on that stripper pole and start stripping." Lavi was shocked.

"Allen, I thought your heart was pure and innocent! Why would you do this to me?"

"You asked me if I was a lip virgin. That was embarrassing! So," Allen said, "Off you go, bunny-chan!"

Lavi stormed off. He climbed up on the pole and started spinning. As this was happening, they started to play Right Round by Flo Rida.

"You spin my head right round, right round, when you go down, when you down, down."

That's when everybody thought that Lavi had had one shot too many. He started to take off his shirt. The only one who was watching this monstrosity was Lenalee. After that happened, Lavi walked back calmly and sat down.

"Now it's Yuu-chan's turn! Truth or dare, Yuu-chan!"

"I don't want to play."

"Aww, Yuu-chan, don't be such a sourpuss! Lenalee's nto playing either, so we need you!"

"You need to stop being suck a lascivious pervert."

"But Yuu…"

"Fine! I'll play!"

"Okay! Truth or dare!" Lavi asked.

"Ooo-kay. I dare you to…kiss Allen-chan!"

"What?"

"What?" said Allen.

"Hey!" A dare is a dare. You have to do it! Allen felt the lightest brush against his lips. In the heat of the moment, Allen opened his mouth a little bit and Kanda thrust his tongue in. The battle for dominance began.

Lavi let out a wolf whistle as their kiss deepened. Slowly but surely, Kanda's tongue dominated. Finally, the need for air became more important than their kiss. When they pulled apart, only a thin thread of saliva was still connecting their lips.

Allen was clearly flustered. He kept stuttering, "W-w-what? What just happened? Why?"

"Wow, Moyashi. I never knew that you would become so flustered with just one kiss," said Kanda.

"Wow, Yuu-chan! Are you gay? I didn't know you swung that way! I might be tempted to kiss you now," Lavi teased.

"No. I'm not gay, nor will I ever be. And I will NEVER let you kiss me."

"God, Yuu-chan, you don't have to be so mean! Anyways- the next question is for Allen-kun, truth or dare!"

"Okay. Truth."

"WOOT! Truth it is! Is it true that you have…" Lavi paused for a brief moment. "Is it true that you are a virgin?"

"Umm…once again, the answer is yes. You ask the most embarrassing questions," said the virgin-boy. "There is my answer. Now, Lavi…truth or dare!"

"Dare."

"I dare you to make out with Tyki Mikk! I think I see him over there!"

"HELLZ NO, BIZNITCH!"

"Lavi! A dare is a dare. You have to do it! I made out with Yuu-chan!"

"But…!"

"Now!"

"OMFG! Fine!" shouted the red-haired boy as he walked up to Tyki.

"Heeeey Tyki. Wanna make out?" asked the bunny boy innocently.

"Hmmm? I couldn't hear you over the loud bass," replied Tyki.

"I said, do you wanna go make out?" Lavi asked.

"OH GOD YES!" the man replied. Everybody knew that ever since the two of them met, Tyki wanted Lavi. He WANTED him. He would even stoop so low as to stalk Lavi. Lavi and Tyki walked out to a corner and started to make out. About a half-hour later, Lavi came back, looking quite disheveled.

"Oh my God! Thank you, Allen! I'd kiss you right now, but my libs are a bit swollen." This made everybody at the table snicker.

"What? That man can kiss like no other! I am officially gay now!"

"Wow," said the three.

"Well, I say we take a short break and all get drunk~ Then our game will resume."

"Yeah!"

-

After about seventeen beers later, the game started up again.

"O-kay, guys!" Lavi slurred. "It's time for round two! Kanda, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Okay. Is it true that you're gay?"

"No. I'm asexual. I don't like guys or girls."

"Aw, too bad. Next it's Allen's turn. Okay, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Is it true that you felt euphoric and warm inside when Yuu-chan kissed you?"

Allen hung his head and mumbled, "Yes."

Allen didn't know that at the time the question was asked, Kanda was thinking. He was thinking about the Moyashi's lips, about how soft and smooth they were. Kanda licked his lips. He could taste the bean sprout. And guess what?

He was delicious.

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A/N: Please review or I'm a find you!