Total Drama Doubles Couple
C: = Confessional
Episode 1: Meet the Teams
"Welcome to Camp Eclipse!" Chris happily said while looking at the camera. After this, 11 different crates came down from the sky, being lifted down by a helicopter. Many were shaking, but who knows why? "Oh, but I know why!" Chris added. "This season is something different, fun, exciting, loving, and hating! It's time to find out why… AFTER THIS!" He finished.
(Theme song)
"Welcome back to Total Drama Doubles Couple! Is that really the name? Ok then… As I was saying, this season has many returning contestants. I'll introduce them now!" Chris said as he walked to a box labeled 1. "Team number 1 is Lindsay and Tyler!" He finished as he opened the front of the box to see Lindsay and Tyler cuddling and laughing.
"Awww! Tyler! Wait… Why is it suddenly brighter?" Lindsay asked once the box revealed them. "Chef?" She followed seeing Chris outside of the box.
"It's Chris…" He replied with annoyance.
"It's nice to be back on the show dude! Especially since I finally get to be paired up with my Lindsay!" Tyler told Chris then smiled back at Lindsay who began to giggle.
Unsure how to reply, Chris simply tried to continue. "Yeah, sure, whatever. Anyways-"
"Ooo! And I get to see Tyler in his swimsuit!" Lindsay added.
Chris walked to the next box announcing it to be team number 2, the front of the box suddenly dropped and Gwen and Trent were awkwardly sitting on opposite sides of the box. Lindsay and Tyler just awkwardly paused. Tyler reminded Chris that they weren't an official couple anymore. Chris simply laughed and told him that all of the first official couples are the teams, making Gwen and Trent a team. Gwen awkwardly stood up and told Chris she wasn't quite comfortable doing this, Trent agreeing. Chris simply laughed telling them to get used to it and they'll clearly make a good team since they're already agreeing.
"Guess that makes us team mates then." Trent stated.
"Yeah, I guess so." Gwen replied with a blush. "Let's just move on to the next team. Please."
Rolling his eyes walking to box number 3, Chris said, "Fine, ruin all the fun. Sheesh! Alright, team number 3 is…-" Until he saw the box have loud echoes inside and was jumping around like crazy. "Woah! This is surely a team that doesn't get along! Once again our next team is Duncan and Courtney!" He finished and the box revealed them. Courtney was on top of Duncan pulling his mohawk and Duncan violently pushing her off of him. "This will definitely be an interesting team!" Chris laughed.
Courtney automatically froze as she looked at the camera. "Oh. We're on? Right now? Well then I have some complaints, Chris."
"Here we go again…" Duncan annoyingly stated.
"Shut it! So, Chris… First off, we should be team number 1! But given the fact that Duncan is my partner, I understand I guess." Courtney began.
"Hey, at least I made it to the finals unlike you!" Duncan objected.
"Ugh! And you should've announced us as Courtney and Duncan, not Duncan and Courtney. Both because I deserve being announced first and because of alphabetical order." She continued.
"Oh please…" Duncan followed. Courtney angrily looked at Duncan stating that if he interrupts her again, he'll for sure regret it and regret simply being on this show! "Oh, you think I WANT to be here? And especially be here teamed up with YOU!? Listen, Princess. If I could leave here, I would!" He responded.
C: Courtney – If Chris thinks he can make me come team up with Duncan,
he'll see what I can do to HIM! Sooner or later….
Chris stood there smiling as the two continued to argue. Lindsay and Tyler stood wrapped in each other's arms in fear, Trent watched not even willing to say a word, and Gwen simply crossed her arms and rolling her eyes. "Kristoff, introduce the next team! Please!" Lindsay cried in fear. With a simple 'Fine', Chris closed their box, which slammed on Courtney's foot making Duncan laugh and open the box walking out.
The next box was jumping around even crazier than the last box with weird creepy noises inside. "Woah, who's in THERE!?" Duncan asked, not knowing who could possibly fight more than him and Courtney.
"Don't open the box! Don't open it!" Tyler cried.
"Relax!" Chris laughed as he opened the crate. All the current contestants covered their eyes not willing to look.
Trent was the first to open his eyes and realized it was just Bridgette and Geoff making out. "Ohhh! It's alright guys, you can open your eyes." He told the rest.
"Indeed, team number 4 is Bridgette and Geoff. Anything you guys want to say?" Chris asked. All Bridgette and Geoff could do was make out. "Uh, hello? Host trying to talk to you!"
"Oh yeah, wicked to be here, man!" Geoff told Chris. Bridgette added that it should be fun!
C: Bridgette – I'm actually really excited to be here! It's nice to have time 24/7 with Geoff!
And hey, it's a win-win! If we lose, we still get to bond over everything that's happened here.
If we win, we get a $1,000,000!
"Alright contestants, team number 5 is Lashawna and Harold!" Chris announced as he opened the next crate. Harold looked at Lashawna smiling asking if she heard that, then reminded her that they get to be a team as a couple.
"Ummm, Chris? Harold and I aren't exactly a couple. Nor have we ever been. We're just friends." Lashawna tried to tell Chris. He quickly responded with a laugh and told her that if they've kissed, they count as a couple. "Excuse me!?" Lashawna replied.
"Yes!" Harold added.
"See for yourself." Chris said as a TV lowered showing the moment Lashawna and Harold kissed on the dock.
Harold responded with a gigantic smile while Lashawna responded with terrified bug eyes followed by a sigh. "Well Harold baby, I guess that qualifies us…" She said.
Courtney quickly raised her hand and asked, "Excuse me, Chris. If THAT'S the rule, then why can't I be on a team with Scott? We've kissed." Chris, without looking at her, explained that since she was with Duncan first that makes him her first official.
"I won't disappoint you, my lovely Lashawna!" Harold assured.
Chris walked right in between them. "Yawn! Boring! Moving along… Team number 6 is Owen and Izzy!"
Izzy was seen hopping all around the box while Owen was sitting on the bottom watching with a smile. Without realizing the box opened, Izzy tried to jump on that side of the crate but fell on the ground.
"You alright girl?" Bridgette asked.
"That was AWESOME! Haha! Let's do it again!" Izzy happily cried.
"Yep, she's fine." Gwen answered, seeing Izzy was still her crazy unexpected self.
C: Owen – This season is my chance to get back together with Izzy. Our break up
was totally unnecessary and unfair. Besides, it wasn't really IZZY who broke up with me.
It was Brainzilla or whatever. So, it's my chance to woo her over once again. I've missed her.
"Can I try!?" Lindsay asked Izzy. Izzy replied with a simple 'sure' then tried to tell Lindsay the exact way to jump around the crate so that she lands perfectly in the right positions and the right spots. "Uh, never mind. I'm good." Lindsay denied due to confusion.
"Isn't she magnificent?" Owen asked with a smile.
"More like insane…" Trent replied.
"Which is what makes her magnificent!" Owen explained.
Chris walked by Owen and Izzy, pushing them aside making Izzy fall right onto the ground again. "Team number 7 is-"
"Ooo! Ooo! Is it me and Tyler!?" Lindsay questioned. Harold told Lindsay that they were already announced as team number 1 and that the proper grammar was 'Is it Tyler and me'.
Chris told Harold that he was making it boring again, then opened the wooden box labeled with a 7 revealing Alejandro and Heather. Who automatically walked out of the box.
"Wow! THIS is our competition? We're EASILY going to win." Heather said looking around at the other teams. Everyone stared at the two in anger.
"Really Chris? You HAD to bring THESE TWO back?" Duncan asked, unapproved.
"Well they're one of the couples on the show, aren't they?" Chris responded with a smile.
Alejandro smiled as well and told Chris not to worry. He knew they were only upset since they knew how they both would be an overpowered team that could beat them all in one day. "Umm, we never said that!" Courtney replied.
"We were all thinking it though." Tyler admitted. Courtney automatically looked over at him telling him not to admit that in front of them.
"Come on people! There are plenty more boxes to go and not a lot of time!" Chris announced. "Sheesh! I'll try and make this faster. Team number 8 is Mike and Zoey!" All Mike and Zoey did was happily talk on and on about how exciting this will be and how amazing it is that they get to be paired up. Finally, Chris told them to shut up so they could move on to the next group.
"But Chris, we haven't been able to say hi to everybody yet!" Zoey stated.
"And I care because…?" Chris replied.
"You don't." Mike answered.
"Correct! Alrighty then, box number 9!" Chris continued.
"Why is it so big?" Geoff questioned.
"So it can fit The Dakotazoid! Oh, and Sam." Chris said as the crate opened revealing Sam sitting on Dakota's lap.
"What happened to him!?" Owen asked looking at Dakota.
"Dakota's a girl! Not a 'him'." Sam told Owen.
"Oops. My bad." Owen replied.
Dakota stood up with Sam in her arms and smiled stating, "It's ok Sam, Dakota can help you win! We're an awesome team!" Sam giggled and Dakota gave him a big kiss.
"Awwww!" more than half of the female contestants cried watching them give each other a long sweet kiss while Duncan laughed how that's a different style of Beauty and the Beast. Chris mentioned to himself that the crates just get more and more lame then tried to move on.
After that, box number 10 opened and Jasmine and Shawn walked out. "This should be fun, right?" Shawn asked Jasmine.
"Fun? Ha! We're not here for fun, we're here to win!" Jasmine responded, lifting Shawn up in her arms.
Seeing Jasmine and her height, Mike automatically said aloud without thinking, "Wow! How come all of the girls on this show are so… abnormal?" Zoey quickly gasped, looking at him very unpleased. "Oh! Uh! All EXCEPT for you, Zoey." Mike nervously replied.
All other girls approached Mike, clearly unhappy. "What's that supposed to mean?" Gwen angrily asked.
"Yeah string bean. What'chu mean by that?" Lashawna added.
"Now THIS is entertaining!" Chris laughed.
Shortly after this, Trent reminded everyone that Mike was just talking without thinking. He then added that Mike probably didn't even mean what he said.
"Whatever. Just open the last crate so we can get this over with, already!" Courtney demanded.
"Fine. Only because Trent ruined the 'fun-show'!" Chris agreed. The final box revealed an angry, partially bald Dave, and a silent Sky. "Wow Dave, I see your hair is growing back nicely!" Chris teased.
"Ha ha ha. Very funny Chris. Now please let me finally go home." Dave responded. He then looked straight at Sky and sighed. He knew this was a mistake. Sky continued to stay silent and give Chris an unhappy glare.
"I love this show." Chris laughed, showing he definitely wouldn't give them their desires.
Owen then looked around questionably then back at Chris. "Wait! What about my buddy Noah? And his new girlfriend Emma?" He asked in concern. Chris simply told Owen that if he didn't host them, he wouldn't allow them back. "But you DID host Noah. TWICE!" Owen reminded.
Gwen rolled her eyes. "He's talking about Emma…"
"Huh?" Owen replied, clearly not understanding.
"If Noah dated, or even kissed-", Courtney began until she was interrupted by Chris.
"Like he MEANT it, on the lips!" He said with a kissy face.
Courtney quickly continued to finish her sentence. "Yeah, someone on THIS SHOW, he would be here."
"Oh…" Owen sighed. He then turned and looked at the camera. "I miss you little buddy!" He cried, starting to tear up. Trent, Geoff, and Duncan then approached and patted Owen as he sat on the ground beginning to cry.