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I Give It Three
Written By – Nicola Ann-Marie Lynn
BANG!
An explosion echoed through the halls of Hellsing shaking the house, Seras Victoria looked up from the magazine she was reading before turning back to flipping nonchalantly through the pages. "I give it three seconds…" She said to her companion who was sitting on her coffin bed, "Really Ms. Victoria?" Walter asked and the vampire nodded lifting her feet up to rest on the table in a very Alucard-like manner as she continued to flick through the magazine. "Yes watch…" She began to count.
"1…"
Seras turned a page. 'Flick'
"2…"
Seras turned another page, 'Flick'
"...3…"
"ALUCARD!" The yell shook the house, Seras laughed. "I told you so…" The vampire still in her Alucard like position glanced over her shoulder, "And Pip you owe me 20 bucks…" Pip sighed and started fishing around in his pockets. "What did the old bat do this time anyway?" He asked handing the blondevampire the money Seras took it and giggled. "Blew up the kitchen again…" Pip fell over anime style and Walter sweat dropped. Seras stood there laughing "I told you to give it three…" the vampire winked and both men fell over again as there blonde companion laughed.