Disclaimer- Gummibearninja-Alright Peridot, now you have to make a disclaimer! Here I'll show you…*Clears throat* I, Gummibearninja, does not own Steven Universe….Now you try.

Peridot-….I don't get it? I wrote it, so why should I deny owner ship?

Gummibearninja-…Just say the disclaimer….

Peridot-*Sigh* Fine….I don't own Camp Pining Hearts…But if you ever deny that Percy and Pierre are the SUPERIOR COUPLE I'LL-

Gummibearninja-*sigh* Well hope you enjoy the story

Spoiler warning- possible spoilers to the show Steven Universe….Maybe... Just assume yes…

Chapter 1

Pierre, the superior Camper of Camp Pining Hearts!

"Hey Percy, wake up we're here!" I heard a voice coming from approximately 180 degrees behind me, shaking me awake.

"What? Where?" I'm still dazed from midday micro sleep. I turn and see Paulette giggling at me.

"At Camp Pining Hearts, where else?" she answered.

I look out the window of the long, yellow transportation device just as the driver comes to a stop and see the sign that reads, Welcome to Camp Pining Hearts. "So we arrived…"

I pick up my large duffle bag that contains all of the necessities I would need during the time I was here at camp and walk off the bus, Paulette followed me from behind.

We make our way northeast to the small wooden shelters, which will be my home this summer until the temperature drop in three months. As we walk, Paulette is talking to me but because I'm busy observing my new surroundings, only a quarter of her dialogue is sinking in.

We walked for exactly 25 metres from the yellow transport device when my vison spheres caught a glances of some of the other campers running a three legged race. I observed the line of campers and one of the male campers stuck out to me. He was in the middle and much taller and looking at the structure of his arms, I could tell he was much stronger than the other puny campers at the starting line. The race hasn't even started and I could already tell who was going to win.

Paulette noticed I was watching them and told me the camper I've been studying was called, "That's Pierre. He's been coming to this camp for years and is considered the top rank of the camps hierarchy."

"Top rank is he…" I repeat, not taking my eyes away from him. The race starts and its then I fully understand what Paulette meant. Pierre races through the three legged race, his partner clearly showing his lack of strength and fatigue as he tries to keep up with Pierre's speed. Despite his weakling of a partner, clearly slowing him down though, he still beats the other campers to the finish line before anyone even has a chance to keep up.

I watch his other teammates cheer and celebrate his success. As I watch their ritual take place, I suddenly I feel some kind excited rush run through my insides. So that…is what true strength looks like?

"Percy? You okay?" Paulette asks me.

My hand is shaking but I nod, "Yeah, let's go..." We continue to make our way the wooden shelters, but I take one more glance at Pierre. I wonder if I was his partner, I too can experience that strength…?

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"Chapter 1 complete!" Peridot cheered to herself as she typed out the last sentence of her first fanfiction. "Now to upload it!" Peridot tittered to herself as she rubbed her hands together.

Lapis, who was reading in a chair not far from her, looked up from her book, "Upload what?" She asked, confused by her excitement.

Peridot turned to her, "Why I'm glad you asked Lapis!" She shot up and picked up the tablet that their friend Steven has gotten her. She hurried and nearly shoved the device into Lapis's face, "Behold! Feast your eyes upon my first ever Percy x Pierre fanfiction!"

"Fanfiction? You mean you went with Steven's idea to write your own story?" Lapis asked.

The other day Steven came over to the Barn where Lapis and Peridot lived for a visit and watched a few episodes of Camp Pining Hearts, like they normally did.

Yesterday

"Augh!" Peridot grunted in frustration as she, Lapis and Steven watched the ending credits roll after finishing another Camp Pining Hearts episode. "Darn you Paulette! Why must you always get in the way of Percy and Pierre! They clearly are the superior pairing!"

Steven was holding back his laugh as he listened to Peridot's rant, "Well it's too bad Percy has feelings for Paulette, maybe then they'll be together."

Peridot grabbed Steven by the shoulders and looked at him, "I swear if I was the one creating the episodes, everything will be as it should be!"

"Maybe you can?" Steven started, "A lot of people will take a show they like and write something based around it. It's called fanfiction."

"What?' Peridot asked, "Fanfiction?"

Steven nodded, "Yeah you can write it for fun or you can upload it online for others to read…" He reached over and picked up Peridot's tablet and went on line, "Here let me show you! I have one that I'm writing about The Crying Breakfast Friends…"

After Steven showed Peridot fanfiction websites, he helped create an account and taught her how to upload.

Present

"Now people will finally be able to see how Percy and Pierre are clearly the best couple and reign of Paulette will finally come to an end!"

Lapis chuckled before going back to her book, "Well good luck with your fanfiction then Peridot."