Camping
By Shampy-Chan & Moria
AN: This was thought up while in an RV park at the edge of civilization. Probably been done,
but, hey, this is my first Invader Zim fanfic. Give me some credit.
Warnings: PG:13 for mild language, innuendo, and cruel abuse.
We start by having everyone sitting around watching The Matrix. Dib and Zim are fixed on the tv, Gaz is playing her Matrix game on her Gameslave III, Red and Purple are taking a nap, and Gir is... somewhere.
"Oooo, this is the part where Neo kicks ass!" Dib put his head six inches away from the tv.
"Huuuuman! Move your filthy head!" Zim chucked an old soda can at Dib's noggin. Dib ducked, letting the can hit the screen.
"Ha! You missed!"
Gaz looked up from her game and shot a murderous glance at the rivals. "Neo is hot. Come between me and Neo, I WILL KILL." She went back to beating up hapless security guards.
"O.o..." Dib and Zim backed away from the scary girl and the tv.
Shampy and Moria burst in from school wearing their usual gothy and punky attire and thirty pound backpacks. Shampy fell over with a thud and dropped her pack. Ironically, her shirt read,
"I am not a klutz!" in big red letters. Moria poked her and she plopped to the ground. From her position, Shampy sklonked Moria in the kneecap, making her keel over. They had a poke fight for about two minutes,
then Keanu Reeves came back onscreen.
"Oooooo!" Shampy ran over to the couch, leaving Moria to wake Red and Purple. After everyone was not groggy, Shampy turned off the tube.
"Hey," everybody protested.
"I know, I know. For Pete's sake, it's a DVD. You CAN go back. Anyways, we're going camping!" Shampy grinned.
"What?!"
"My parents are letting us borrow the motorhome. We're going to a RV park in Atlanta, Idaho," interjected Moria.
"But..."
"No buts! We're going camping. And we're taking you along."
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By Shampy-Chan & Moria
AN: This was thought up while in an RV park at the edge of civilization. Probably been done,
but, hey, this is my first Invader Zim fanfic. Give me some credit.
Warnings: PG:13 for mild language, innuendo, and cruel abuse.
We start by having everyone sitting around watching The Matrix. Dib and Zim are fixed on the tv, Gaz is playing her Matrix game on her Gameslave III, Red and Purple are taking a nap, and Gir is... somewhere.
"Oooo, this is the part where Neo kicks ass!" Dib put his head six inches away from the tv.
"Huuuuman! Move your filthy head!" Zim chucked an old soda can at Dib's noggin. Dib ducked, letting the can hit the screen.
"Ha! You missed!"
Gaz looked up from her game and shot a murderous glance at the rivals. "Neo is hot. Come between me and Neo, I WILL KILL." She went back to beating up hapless security guards.
"O.o..." Dib and Zim backed away from the scary girl and the tv.
Shampy and Moria burst in from school wearing their usual gothy and punky attire and thirty pound backpacks. Shampy fell over with a thud and dropped her pack. Ironically, her shirt read,
"I am not a klutz!" in big red letters. Moria poked her and she plopped to the ground. From her position, Shampy sklonked Moria in the kneecap, making her keel over. They had a poke fight for about two minutes,
then Keanu Reeves came back onscreen.
"Oooooo!" Shampy ran over to the couch, leaving Moria to wake Red and Purple. After everyone was not groggy, Shampy turned off the tube.
"Hey," everybody protested.
"I know, I know. For Pete's sake, it's a DVD. You CAN go back. Anyways, we're going camping!" Shampy grinned.
"What?!"
"My parents are letting us borrow the motorhome. We're going to a RV park in Atlanta, Idaho," interjected Moria.
"But..."
"No buts! We're going camping. And we're taking you along."
Good, bad, or sucky? Leave a review!