Dirty Tactics
Author's Notes: Heyy. Sorry to the people waiting for me to update Downfall. Here is my reason for not updating: My laptop is screwed. Yes, the laptop where all my files were. I actually had the next 3 chapters done but my laptop , broke I guess is the word, and it broke so badly it won't even turn on. My birthday is July 11th, very soon, and I am hoping I will get a new laptop so my brother can transfer the files and I can continue writing. So I decided to write this cause I am bored. K. I hope you like it.
Chapter one: The Idea
What a stupid idiot. How many times am I supposed to say, or I mean, yell 'NO JAMES I DO NOT WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU!'? About 2 minutes ago he asked me out for the 967 time. Yeah, I'm counting. And he was grinning when I said 'no' too. What the hell? I swear there is something wrong with his brain. God, I need to tell Elizabeth this.
Elizabeth Benoy is my bestest friend in the entire Universe. She is just as tall as me, 5'7". She has brown hair and grey-blue eyes. She loves wearing skirts. Anyway, I am going to talk to her about him.
"Elizabeth! Thank god you are here!" I cried.
"What? What is it?" Elizabeth asked. We have to room to ourselves 'cause all the other girls that were here got suspended. Ha-ha what idiots.
"He asked me out again! I swear I can't take it anymore! Why can't he just find another girl and move on!" I complained.
"Well, maybe he loves you." She said.
"HA! You can't love somebody if you barely know them! And please, Potter loving somebody? Pah!" I cried.
"Hmm, good point," Elizabeth said, "Well, in that case, why don't you just go out with him, get it over with, and then never do it again!"
"OH MY GOD! I HAVE THE PERFECT PLAN! I will go out with him, and then act all ditzy and stupid, SO HE WON'T LIKE ME ANYMORE! Jeezus I'm smart!" I yelled.
"Lily, I don't think that's a very good idea, I mean toying with him? He might get hurt!" Elizabeth warned.
"Ha! Potter? He should get hurt once in a while, I mean, the way he hurts other people, this will be nothing!" I said matter-of-factly.
"Well, if you say so, but if anybody asks, I'm not part of this." Elizabeth sighed.
"Yes you are, and you know it!" I say, and before she can say anything else, I run out of the room laughing.
A/N: Ok! Chapter one done! I really hoped you liked it. I will try to make the chapters a little longer next time. Review!