I, Nicole "Sassy" was laying there, Completly naked. Dreaming. Thinking. Why can't Shrek visit me, like in the fan fics? I sighed. I looked around, I see all of my Skrek merchandise. I had all of them. From dolls to movies to video room even smells like onions. My mom says it's good to have hobbies and collections, but I know she wants to throw all of my Shrek stuff out. My dad calls me a "Whore to the Shrek Fandom".I don't care about that faggot, he doesn't appreciate Shrek.

My mom knocked on my door. "Hold on mom!" I yell. I quickly throw on my Shrek-covered robe, and let my mom in. My mom says, " Honey, I need to talk to you about your... addictions... about Shrek. *sigh* Your dad and I think it's time to get rid of all this Shrek stuff. This isn't normal!" I look at her with disbelief. I reply saying, " Well I don't want to be normal! Shrek will be in my heart...forogre."My mom is slightly in shock, saying,"What? N-No... Nicole, it's over! Clean your room of this... nightmare!" I cleverly reply, "No mom, it's NEVER ogre."

Right as I said that, we smelt a stronger sent of onions heading towards us, growing in strength. Do I belive my nostrils? Is it true?I quietly whispered, Shrek? My mom ran to the window and her jaw practicly dropped. "W-who is it?" I stuttered. "S-s-s-Shrek..." After hearing her words, I had a huge grin on my face, I was really excited. Soon, Shrek jumped in my window, on my mom, and following was Donkey, and Fiona. They were all naked. My mom grunted and moaned to the feeling of all of her bones being crushed.

Shrek procceded to pick her up and ripped her pants off, only to butt rape her untill she died. Sounds weird, but he literally squeezed her oragans out of her so she pretty much Puked organs. In the process, he told her, "You should have checked yourself before you Shreked yourself. I didn't care about that my MOM died. I was only wondering when it was my turn. He stared at me, smiling and squeezing my Shrek doll, as hard as I can. He looked around and he seemed pleased. As Fiona and Donkey were literally EATING my mom, and seriously FUCKING eachother, Shrek ripped my robe off and took a deep breath of the "oniony" goodness. He then put me on all fours and stuck is ogre-sized "schlong" inside of my butthole.

He was fucking me for a while, without stopping. I was in pain, but I'd do anything for Shrek. After that, he stuck his "schlong" into my mouth. he Shrejeculated into my mouth with is onion seed. I loved it, and I can tell Shrek did too. after a minute, he stopped and told me, "You are right. It's NEVER Ogre." He than left. Donkey on the other hand, stuck his donkey dick inside of me. He told me that it's his turn. It wasn't as magical as Shrek's, but it was still fun. He then stopped and left too after she finished eating my mom.

That day was the best day of my life. I wrote it all down in my diary. "Shrek is love," I say, "Shrek is Life.