Disclaimer: I refuse to write it!
Notes: My first Invader Zim ficcy! I hope everyone likes it! Actually, I'm not very good at IZ fics... but that's okay!
Title: Moosey Doom and Sesame Street Toothpaste
Chapter One: The Promotional Moose-tache Part I
By Ying Fa (and to a select few raydee x_x of doom)
It happened one early morning before Skool. Zim was checking his mailbox because he had been too busy to do it the day before, seeing that he had to capture GIR, who had just eaten three tubes of Sesame Street brand toothpaste. Zim opened the mailbox and examined his one item of post: a package.
Zim brought the package into his house, grumbling something incoherent about junk mail. He opened the package to reveal a bag that had the words 'Promotional Moose-tache' written on it. Zim opened the bag and dumped the contents onto the floor. Item #1: A pamphlet. Item #2: A mass of hair.
Zim picked up the pamphlet and began reading.
'Hello! You have received a free Promotional Moose-tache from Moosey Fate, Co. This is your free Promotional Pamphlet instructing you on how to use your new Moose-tache. First, let's review what a 'Moose-tache' is. Moose- taches are made entirely of tree bark and are designed to make it look like you have some sort of furry animal growing on you face. To put the...'
Yes, yes! Get on with it! Zim thought impatiently. Then something on the pamphlet caught his eye.
'People will be so overwhelmed by your superior looks they will give in to your every desire! You could rule the world with this mass of furry animal doom!'
Zim picked up the Moose-tache. "With this disgusting wad of Moose-cheese, I will rule them all..." he said evilly. "And annihilate the Dib."
That's all for now! Very short! Like it? Hate it? Let me know and maybe I'll continue. If I get... Let's say... 5 reviews I'll continue this fic. Okay, bai bai!
(Invader) Ying Fa, signing off!
Notes: My first Invader Zim ficcy! I hope everyone likes it! Actually, I'm not very good at IZ fics... but that's okay!
Title: Moosey Doom and Sesame Street Toothpaste
Chapter One: The Promotional Moose-tache Part I
By Ying Fa (and to a select few raydee x_x of doom)
It happened one early morning before Skool. Zim was checking his mailbox because he had been too busy to do it the day before, seeing that he had to capture GIR, who had just eaten three tubes of Sesame Street brand toothpaste. Zim opened the mailbox and examined his one item of post: a package.
Zim brought the package into his house, grumbling something incoherent about junk mail. He opened the package to reveal a bag that had the words 'Promotional Moose-tache' written on it. Zim opened the bag and dumped the contents onto the floor. Item #1: A pamphlet. Item #2: A mass of hair.
Zim picked up the pamphlet and began reading.
'Hello! You have received a free Promotional Moose-tache from Moosey Fate, Co. This is your free Promotional Pamphlet instructing you on how to use your new Moose-tache. First, let's review what a 'Moose-tache' is. Moose- taches are made entirely of tree bark and are designed to make it look like you have some sort of furry animal growing on you face. To put the...'
Yes, yes! Get on with it! Zim thought impatiently. Then something on the pamphlet caught his eye.
'People will be so overwhelmed by your superior looks they will give in to your every desire! You could rule the world with this mass of furry animal doom!'
Zim picked up the Moose-tache. "With this disgusting wad of Moose-cheese, I will rule them all..." he said evilly. "And annihilate the Dib."
That's all for now! Very short! Like it? Hate it? Let me know and maybe I'll continue. If I get... Let's say... 5 reviews I'll continue this fic. Okay, bai bai!
(Invader) Ying Fa, signing off!