okay so I read the homstuck updat on Octoober 52 and didn't lik it do is cause everyone dies SPIOLER ALERT!11 and that's bad causeECEPT FOR ARANEA HAHAHAHA AHA AH so now I write what I think will hapen in the next wejk. but frist I tell what hapens so ppl dont forget.o
kay so everyone is on LOAF of whatever n Terezi is been mean and stabbin Gasmee n Gasmzee is lik :( Tereziu dont do that and Terezi is like oklay but then ARANEA TAKE OVER HIS MIND!11111111 but u cant see it but she totally does cause she a bitch. anyway so Gamzxee bets up Treezi and Kartak dont lik that beacuse he has the hots for Gazmee I mean Terezi lol. so he gets so mad that he changes his shirt I guess and now has short sleves a nd CHRAGES FPOR GAMZE but GAMZee stabes him though his cheat (BUT IT WAS IN slef denfence SO STOP HATTIN) n Karkat falls back in the larva with a facre that looks like this :O
n this gets Kanyaya super mad because she like Karkart like a mommy and they r totaly morals or watever (ha ha I cant rember how to spel that ever). so yeah Kanaya is super mad even madder than she was before and I don't actually know hjow that is posable cauze she was pretty mad to begin with BUT nyaWAY she slives Gazeme in half hot dog stylen he gets blood everwhere but kanaya not drink it because there are more impotent things to do like getting hit by lasers which she does and she gets hit by a laser and dies and Rose is like OGM n does after the CondensATION or whatever but she's like lol no and throws the doble tridant like the one kign neptune has in The Little Mermade except doble and also not neptune's it is the qwueen's. and it hits Rose byut Roxy save her but not really cause she stabbed anyway. and then . also Dave and Jane and Jake died too somehow I don't remember lol I don't care. also John beat up Caliborn or something also. n then Aranea gets killed when the queen snapes her neck and it's funny lol. sldo the ring falls off into the lava.
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okay so everyone dead ecept for Tereze for some reason? like I don't get it she should be dead that would be scienmtifically accurate cause shes real bet up but anywa. Karkat can swim in the larva cause he had red blood that is raelly hot and naturalizes the lava and catches the ring and puts it on and comes beck to life. oh aND the Condense fucks off or something idk. so yeah, then MEENAH COMES IN RIDING A SKATEBROAD because she's awesome and I like her and I think she should be in this because she's awesome and I like her. then she start makin some fish puns to liften up the tension and everyone lafes except Aranea who is dead and also a bitch and so is everyone else. she's a life player (AND a PLAYER ;) ;)) so she brings everyone back to life and uses the ring for herself so everyone comes back except Jane cause I don't like her very much the end.