Chapter 1 The Wish
It was a dull, dull day on Destiny Island and Sora and Riku had nothing to do, except throw things at each other!
Riku:( throws his wooden sword) HA-HAH! .....and it hits Sora in the head....
Sora: .................did something hit me in the head?
Riku: Uh......yeah.
Sora: (throws a coconut at Riku) Thought so.
And after hours of throwing things at one another, they decided to talk about things.....
Sora: So, you like someone?
Riku: Nah, Kairi's a bitch and Selphie's a nerd. You?
Sora: Are you kidding?! There's no one on this stinking island that is good enough for..(pulls out his Keyblade) The Keyblade Mastah!
Riku: Yeah, you're right, about that there are no girls on this island good enough for me..
Sora: Yeah, I- No wait! I'm the Keyblade Master!
Riku: Yeah, I know, but I'm the rightful master..But... (pulls out Dark Keyblade) I got a better Keyblade.
Sora: WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS A THOUSAND TIMES! I'M BETTER THAN YOU!!!!!!!
Riku: Chill dude, I was just saying that I think my Keyblade is better than yours.
Sora: Oh...Riku, if a new girl comes to the island..... do you think she'll be better than the girls here?
Riku: Sora, we seen Kairi, so no.
Sora: But what if- she is wonderful in every single way possible. And if she falls in love with me, we can walk up and down the beach, and stare at the stars, and share a paopu fruit, and...
1 HOUR LATER.......
Sora: .....and then we can get married...then we can go on our honeymoon....then-
Riku: SORA! SHUT-UP!!!!!! You've been jabbering for an hour!!
Sora: (blink, blink) Wow....you keep track good!
Riku: Look, if a new girl comes to the island, she'll like me.
Sora: NO SHE WON'T!
Riku: What? I have charm and good looks, and I have a hot body.
Takait: Got that right! (drools over Riku) Arian: BACK TO THE STORY!!!!!!!!!
Sora: (does his pout face which my friend can't say it's not cute) Hmph, you jerk!
Riku: Hey now! (ruffles Sora's hair) Let's not resort to name-calling. Anyway, the sun's setting and I'm leaving. See ya, tomorrow. (runs off to his house)
Sora: Yeah.......
And then, Sora got an idea in his spikey head....
Sora: Hey! (runs off to the secret place)
In the Secret Place
Sora: (grabs a rock) I don't care if this doesn't work... writes something on the wall
And as Sora writes his wish on the wall, two bodies wash up on shore....
On the Shore....
Becky: Mmph! (spits out salt water) Gasp! I'm on a beach??
Me: Uh...... Becky?
Becky: Shoreheart! (runs over) Are you okay?!
Me: Yeah.... where are we....?
Becky: I don't know... wait... This looks like...
Me andBecky: DESTINY ISLAND!!
Me: Ohmigod!!! Riku's here!
Becky: Sora!!!! Ohmigosh, HE'S HERE!!!
The Secret Place
Sora: There..... (walks out)
That night, Shoreheart and Becky spent the night in the secret place, and found Sora's message then went to bed . Then, Tidus found a coconut and named him Jimmy, Wakka learned not to say 'ya' after every word he said, Selphie painted her nails with her own blood, and Kairi became bitchier. And that was my boredom...blah. Oh! Riku dreamed a lovely dream about his dream girl, and Sora dreamed about flying vacuums.
Takai: Wow, my first story really dragged on the first chapter, no?
...........WHO are you talking to?
Takai: You!!
Oh....well, I actually thought that it was okay...
Takai: Man....you really do suck...
I'M NOT GETTING INTO THIS ARGUMENT AGAIN!!!! I DO NOT SUCK!!!
Takai: Suuure....and I married the Muffin Man and I live on Drurey Lane!
Hey!! That's NOT to be messed with! She IS married to the Muffin Man!
Takai: Oh? Who's married to the Muffin Man?
She is.
Takai: I'm not sure I know...who is she?
She is she.
Takai: (anger vein) AND WHO IS SHE?!
MRS. MUFFIN MAN!!!
Takai: .... I can realize that this is gonna drag on for a looooooooooong time...anyway! Hey people! This story's reborn! And it got like 22 reviews! (Is proud)
Riiiiiiiiiight...
Takai: Hushup Narrator!!!
Takai: SAYONARA!!!!