Petunia was sitting in the corner of her room, perched upon her tiny wooden desk. She was writing a letter, and was scribbling furiously on the paper, the sound of the pen scratching filling the room. A shout of laughter drifted in through Petunia's open bedroom window, and she jumped up when she heard, it looking startled. Petunia looked around the room, careful to cover her letter as she nervously surveyed the room. Another shout came in through the window, and Petunia scurried over to the window like a mouse. She peeked through the top of the window, crouching down as if she didn't want to be seen. Outside, a greasy haired boy and a girl with dark red hair were chasing each other on the front lawn. "Oh." Petunia said in disgust. "It's just those two again." She returned to her seat, but, for some strange reason, this time she seemed even more determined to finish her letter.
About 15 minutes later Petunia finally set down her pen, and stood up with a satisfied look on her face. She was obviously pleased with the final products of her letter. "Time for Phase Two of the plan," Petunia muttered, and then she flounced out of the room, closing the door dramatically behind her even though there was no one there to watch.
Petunia was tip-toeing through the hallway, taking small little steps to avoid detection. She winced as a floorboard creaked under her weight, but she seemed to have reached the right spot because Petunia came to a halting stop in front of a closed door. The door had nothing on it but a sign that said LILY on it in fancy green lettering. Petunia cautiously opened the door, taking care not to have it squeak on its hinges. Petunia stepped inside, and surveyed the room. Her eyes landed on a thick white envelope with a very odd looking crest on the envelope. Petunia strode over to the letter, and pulled it out of its frame, and scanned the envelope. Her eyes landed on the address of the sender, and an evil smirk stretched across her face. "Perfect," she whispered, and then she bounced out of the room.
Petunia stepped into her room and ran over to her desk, her eyes shining with excitement. She slipped her letter into an envelope and copied the address off of the envelope that she'd stolen from the other room. "Hogwarts…" she said disgustedly as she sealed the envelope. "What a ridiculous name. It sounds like a hog with warts. No wonder it's a freak school."
However, no matter how freaky she apparently found the school, Petunia woke up early the next morning to go to the post office and mail her letter.