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This is my first fanfiction ever. Read and Review please!
Alice u 2 short
APOV
I walk slowly, human-paced down the stares. It was nice to be home alone for a few moments to myself. The quiet.
Then, suddenly, the future disappeared. I groaned in frustration. My plans…POOF! Gone as soon as they were made. Damn.
I ran over to the laptop and stared to look up my Facebook page, then my Twitter. Wow. One thousand followers. Not bad.
The door bell rang. I ran over to it and opened it with caution.
In the doorway of my house was a very tall, dark-skinned, black haired man. I immediately thought of Jacob. He must be a werewolf. He was wearing a dreadful jumpsuit that was brown and had yellow letters on it.
"Package, for," the UPS man looked at the package, "Alice Cullen."
"I'm Alice Cullen," I clapped happily. It must be the new boots I ordered from Paris. Oo lala.
"Can I speak to your mother so she can sign so you can get this?" he asked pulling a PDA out of…his pocket?
"I can sign," I said. I was furious. I can take care of myself and I'm literally over eighteen..
"No, ma'am, there must be an adult to sign." he smiled a fake smile. Then he pulled out a lollipop.
"DUDE!?! SERIOUSLY!?!?" I was shouting at the poor UPS guy. He would give me candy like a creepy pedophile but I could sign fir something I paid for.
"LISTEN, MISTER GEEME MY SHOES AND LEAVE NOW!!!" I was now screaming too loud.
"But, you must-" I cut him off.
"I DON'T GIVE A DONKEY!!" I screamed really loud, "I WANT SHOES!"
I tackled the UPS man, I grabbed the shoes and slammed the door in his face. He got up and got into his truck and drove away.
" I like Fed Ex more!" I commented myself. Next time uses Fed Ex.