Drinking Games:
It was a cool spring night in the Varia headquarters. Although, Carmina wished that she could say it was quiet. It was anything but quiet. Bel and Levi were arguing about something, Xanxus and Squalo were yelling at each other because we were almost out of Tequila, Fran was playing paddleball and Lussuria was cooing over her hair. She was actually getting a headache with all the noise. Something than clicked in her mind, something that was going to brighten up this little group of misfits. She hopped up, making Lussuria look at her.
"Drinking game!" She called, catching everyone's attention.
"A drinking game? Are you participating? I hope not, you can't hold your alcohol for shit," Squalo said.
"I can hold my alcohol quite well, thank you. So shut up," Carmina said.
"Boss, are you going to play?" Levi asked, sparkles in his eyes. Carmina made a fake puking sound and Bel snickered.
"Sure, why the fuck not? I'm ready to get drunk," Xanxus said.
"Everyone else playing?" Carmina asked. Everyone nodded and she grinned widely.
"What drinks are we using?" Squalo asked.
"I had some subordinates go out and get some Tequila, since I know Xanxus-sama likes it so much," Carmina said. Xanxus grunted in thanks and Carmina giggled. She knew that's all she was going to get, and she was quite happy with it.
"Let's just get this over with," Levi said.
"Wait, there's another catch," Carmina said.
"I'm not surprised," Fran said, causing Bel to throw knives at his frog hat, than ushering her to continue with what she was saying.
"Let's play, I've never ever," Carmina said.
"What the fuck is that?"
Squalo was always to the point wasn't he?
"Someone has to say something they've never done, and if someone hasn't done it or it hasn't happened to them, they drink. Sound fun?" Carmina asked.
"No," Levi said.
"No one asked you, Ugly Octopus," Carmina said, making everyone else(except Xanxus, who only wore a smile) break out in laughter.
"Oh darling, you're horrible," Lussuria said.
"Why thank you, I do try," Carmina said, flipping her brown hair in a funny way, making everyone laugh even harder. After things had calmed down, the booze was brought out and everyone formed a circle around Xanxus' chair, except for Carmina, who was sitting on the footrest, which was currently moved next to Xanxus' chair. A small table took its place at Xanxus' feet.
"Carmina darling, are you sure you're going to be okay?" Lussuria asked.
"I'm fine, it's not like I'm going to strip," Carmina said. Lussuria nodded and Carmina sighed.
"Let's get this damn game over with shall we?" Squalo said. Everyone nodded and looked at each other.
"Who's going first?" Levi asked.
"I will!" Lussuria said," I've never ever-"
"We don't have to say that every time do we?" Fran asked, looking at Carmina.
"No, just the person starting has to say it," She said.
"Okay! I've never ever had a real conversation with the Boss," Lussuria said. Almost everyone except for Levi and Carmina drank.
"Bullshit you actually had a conversation with the Boss," Squalo said.
"I actually have dipshit. Now you have to go, because you accused me of lying," I said.
"God damnit. I've never," Squalo was silent for a second," eaten sweets that weren't forced down my throat," He finished, glaring at Carmina. Fran, Bel, and Carmina all drank.
"What's with all this lame talk?" Bel asked.
"Well than you step it up!" Squalo yelled.
"Okay. I've never had sex that didn't involve bondage," Bel said. It was so silent, you could hear a pin drop. That was a rare thing in the Varia.
"You… Sick little fucker," Squalo said. Bel just laughed and everyone except for Lussuria drank, making Carmina look at him with a confused look on her face.
"You've had sex with bondage involved?" Carmina asked. Lussuria just giggled and nodded, making Carmina consider asking Xanxus to shoot her in the head. She shook the thought away from her head and sighed.
"So, we're on the topic of sex now?" Levi asked.
"You sure are a late one aren't you?" Carmina asked, making Levi glare at her.
"I'm not drunk yet trash. There's something wrong with that," Xanxus said.
"You're not drunk," Carmina said.
"Exactly, I agreed because I wanted to drink some booze, not to listen to you dipshits talk shit to each other," Xanxus said. Carmina wanted to laugh really hard, but she knew that if she did, she would either receive a kick to the head, a gun to the head, or both.
"You haven't said anything Levi. You should make up something," Lussuria said.
"I've never been touched inappropriately by Carmina," Levi said. Everyone except Xanxus drank, making everyone look at both him and Carmina oddly. Carmina looked away and sipped her drink while Xanxus' eyes were closed, his face unreadable.
"But… Boss was supposed to love me," Levi said, a pout on his face. It wasn't a pretty sight.
"Go fuck yourself Levi. It's the closest you'll ever be to getting laid," Carmina said, making everyone bust out in laughter.
"Holy shit you are on a roll tonight!" Squalo said, holding his sides. Carmina snickered and looked at Xanxus, who was chuckling lightly.
"Xanxus-sama, have you ever been in love-"
"Fuck no."
Xanxus cut Carmina off before she even finished. Xanxus and love in the same sentence? It was more of a joke on April Fool's day.
"You've had to love someone right? What about that one girl that you brought here that one day?" Carmina asked.
"You mean you?"
"No, the one who you got to bang in the ass by just saying one sentence," Carmina said, making Xanxus look at her oddly.
"How the fuck do you know we did that?" Xanxus asked. Carmina was silent.
"I watched you fuck all night," She finally said.
"Sick fucker," Xanxus said.
"No dumbass. I fucking asked her. Do I look like the type of person to watch people fuck? Bel if you say anything I will personally fucking kill you," Carmina said, turning towards said 26 year old. Bel just laughed his signature "Shishishi" and turned towards Fran, obviously bugging him about something.
"Boss, would you ever date me?" Levi asked.
"I'd rather fuck a horse with AIDS," was Xanxus' quick response, making Carmina choke on her drink a little bit.
"But that's practically saying you would fuck Levi," Carmina said, earning her a death glare from Levi.
"True," Xanxus said, making Levi give him puppy eyes. Xanxus kicked him, since its obvious Xanxus kicked puppies in his youth.
"Levi, you are just the ugliest person on this planet. Not only will you not get laid, but if you have your eyes set on Xanxus, you will be highly disappointed," Carmina said. The drinking game was forgotten, everyone was just drinking now. Drinking and throwing insults at each other. Everyone got more and more drunk, and it wasn't long before Carmina was drunker than Xanxus was at last year's Christmas party. Which was really, really drunk.
"It'sh hot," Carmina said, leaning on Xanxus.
"Don't fucking lean on me. If you were able to get drunk like this, hold your damn self up," Xanxus said, nudging her away. It wasn't long before Carmina's shirt hit Xanxus in the face.
"What the fuck?" Xanxus asked, turning his attention to the drunk brunette. She was currently on Bel's lap, with Bel nuzzling her neck.
"Shishishi, you smell good as usual, my Princess," Bel said. Carmina laughed drunkenly and hiccupped.
"Like I said, can't hold her alcohol for shit. She's completely drunk and she only had 2 glasses of Tequila," Squalo said, making Carmina turn her attention to him. She crawled out of Bel's lap and crawled towards him, straddling him.
"W-What the fuck do you think you're doing!?" Squalo asked.
"I'm gonna kissh you okay?" Carmina asked.
"No-"
Carmina smashed her lips against Squalo's in a drunken kiss, and it only lasted a few seconds before Carmina pulled away from Squalo, leaving him disheveled, confused, and blushing like crazy.
"What the fuck was that for you drunken idiot?" Squalo yelled.
"You're really fucking loud, you need to shtick a cork in it. But I'm pretty sure you already shtick corksh in your assh don't you?" Carmina managed to get out.
"Why the FUCK would I stick a cork up my ass?" Squalo asked.
"Sho you won't get assh raped by Levi," Carmina whispered Levi's name in a dramatic way.
"You're really fucking drunk," Squalo said.
"Glad you noticed," Xanxus butt in. Carmina got off of Squalo and stood up.
"It'sh really hot," she said, moving to take off her skirt.
"Okay! Let's get you into your room shall we?" Squalo said, standing up and taking Carmina's arm.
"Huh? Why?" Carmina whined like a little kid asking for a toy at the store, stamping her foot.
"First of all, don't do that whine thing in a room full of half drunk guys with your shirt off. Second of all, you're fucking drunk. You need to go to bed," Squalo said.
"Leave her. I want to see where she passes out," Xanxus said.
"You're the fucking nicest person I know," Squalo said.
"I try," Xanxus said, clearly mocking Carmina. She either didn't notice, or didn't care. She fell back onto the footstool she was sitting on before and leaned on Xanxus' chair, falling fast asleep. It was then that everyone noticed two things.
Carmina had broke her word that we wasn't going to strip, and Xanxus wasn't shaking her off his arm.
Then they noticed that Xanxus was asleep as well.
"Fuck this shit, I'm going to bed," Squalo said. Everyone decided to copy Squalo and do the same, leaving Carmina to her fate for when Xanxus woke up.