AN – Well I really have nothing to say I just hope you like it and will stick with me long enough to read more. :D
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto blah blah blah. Are we done yet?
The Adventures of Tobi
"La de da de da de da!"
"Shut up Tobi!"
"Tobi is a good boy!"
"Tobi is a bad boy if he keeps singing! I'm trying to sleep!"
"Waah! Why do you hate me Kisame-san?"
"Because you're a pain! Go away!"
Tobi stifled a sob and fled the room. He ran to Zetsus room.
"Waah! Zetsu-sama! Why does Kisame-san hate me?"
"I'm sure he doesn't hate you."
"Yes he does. You don't stop singing. We hate you too. Let's eat him."
"No. We can't do that."
"Yes."
"No"
Waah! Zetsu-sama hates Tobi too!"
The black and white sides of Zetsu continued arguing and Tobi left the room in tears. He scurried down the many corridors of Akatsuki and ran into Hidan and Kakuzu.
"Do you hate me?"
"Of course I do you fucking asshole!"
"There is no profit from you."
"Waah!"
Tobi then decided to call an emergency meeting. He asked Pein to talk to the Akatsuki while he hid out of sight.
"There is a question I would like to ask you." Pein began. "What do you think of Tobi?"
Even though it was the reason he was there Tobi couldn't bear to listen to the answers. After the meeting had entered Pein called Tobi into the room. Tobi obediently walked out from his hiding place.
"They hate you." Pein stated simply.
"I know." Tobi was dejected.
"I don't hate you."
"Really!" Tobi became excited.
"I love you."
Tobi was ecstatic. Before he could stop himself he had leapt onto Pein and hugged him. It took all the self control he had not to rip his own mask off and kiss him. Luckily he didn't have to because then Pein reached up and tore away the mask. Tobi felt himself being kissed passionately by Pein. They broke apart and a grin stretched across Tobis face. Maybe he could bear to stay in Akatsuki, if only for this.
From the doorway Konan watched.
AN - Review please. :D Opinions and loving comments are always appreciated. Of course I love flames too. They mean that people are actually reading my work and they are great for toasting marshmallows. See you around Readers! I'm off searching for plot bunnys!