A/N: Hello folks! Finally, this is the first Ed, Edd n Eddy/Fire Emblem crossover ever. To those who are expecting that the Fire Emblem I'm writing about is FE:A (Fire Emblem:Awakening),I'm sorry, but it's not. I don't have a 3DS or even played this game (I heard that it's an awesome game). This is Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones (A classic Fire Emblem GBA game). To those who have play this game (Even me), I'm ready for criticisms as always. Anyway. we're gonna to find out on how the hell did they get into Magvel, A world in which Fire Emblem VIII takes place (Which we will find out in the next or next 2 chapters). To those to don't know this game, It's a classic game where you play as the royal brother and sister with their friends in the main game, along with Fire Emblem 7(You know, the three lords: Eliwood, Hector and Lyndis). Anyway, this is the first EEnE/FE crossover. There is gonna be humor it's because, it has the Eds with it and some units.
Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd n Eddy, nor Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones. EEnE = Danny Antonucci and A.K.A Studios, FE = Intelligent Studios
Chapter 1: Introduction of the Game
Note: Junior high in the U.S is actually in their late teens.
It's just a normal day at Peach Creek, near in between New Orleans and Texas. Birds are chirping with sweet whistles while they are at the tress. The members of the Cul-De-Sac are just preparing themselves for school. Double D, Better known as Edd, preparing himself for school with a new accessory, a necktie in his shirt. He prepared himself for school is like in the future in which his newly improve house is acting like his house is really a robot. With sandwich at his left hand and a sling bag (with complete school supplies) in his left shoulder, he rushes all the way outside his home as he is extremely afraid on getting late. Ed, being Ed as he is just putting his lunch at his pocket and only brings a pencil with him and secretly, his old Gameboy Advance that is given by his parents with a few cartilage with him. Eddy, being a slowpoke and lazy as hell when it comes too school stuff, he is just making himself looking good. He did bring books, but those books belongs to Double D as we all know that Eddy does not want to learn in school. He then finishes everything as he went outside to meet his friends. As they we're outside, Eddy met Ed, who is having his goofy smile and said,
"Hiya Eddy! Have you seen Double D?"
Eddy is just gritting his teeth as he is just outside minutes ago and didn't respond to him. After a few minutes, they saw a sweating Double D who is now running in the direction in which the school bus is located. Eddy told Ed to grab Double D by the back collar of his shirt. Ed is just doing his goofy smile and grab him, which cause Double D to pull back at the direction in which Eddy and Ed is standing behind Eddy's home as he is landed to Ed's chest very hard in which Ed didn't have damage with the impact. Dizziness got into Double D, as Ed releases his grip from Double D shirt. Wobbling, He then said like a drunkard while walking like one.
"Hwah... Whersh the skhool bush?"
As Eddy saw the condition Double D has been through, he is now in tears as he is trying not to laugh along with Ed. Double D then shake his head to snap out at his dizziness as he looks at Ed and Eddy with a dead-in-the-eye look and said with his voice, unimpressed and then turn into a scream as he looks at the time.
"Ha...Ha...Ha...Very funny. Gentlemen...WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!"
Eddy then smirks while raising his eyebrow as he does NOT care if he gets late for school or not. Ed too got scared as he does not want his baby sister Sarah to tell his mother. He then picks Eddy up like he is a bag while holding the books like a schoolgirl. Eddy is now pissed off and said in a cold voice.
"Ed...Put me down...Now."
"But Eddy, I don't wanna fail at class anymore. If that happens, the school will tell Sarah then Sarah will tell mom then mom will tell dad and DAD WILL JUST SIT THERE AND WATCH TV!"
Eddy is just crossing his arms with the books with him and with a pissed off look at his face as Ed and Double D runs to go to school. Double D then tell Ed to run faster and carry him as he is running out of oxygen according to him and Ed grabs him by the left arm and throw to put him in a piggyback ride position.
As they arrived at school while Ed catching his breath and puts the two Eds down, they we're at shock as it is just the first day of class as their classmates are jeering at them in which pisses Eddy off. He heard it, loud and clear. Kevin is the first one to do that as he said to them in a very insulting way.
"Awwww...If it isn't 'Dork, Dork and Dorky' being late at school. Ooooh... Double Dweeb can't even run at least 1 meter and he is not even sweating. Dorky is too lazy to run because he is too "SHORT!". Hahahaha... What a bunch of losers."
Ok Eddy had enough of Kevin's insults towards his friends and himself. He was being forced back by Ed as Eddy is gritting his teeth while ready to punch that jock in the face. Then he heard of Sarah, who is in the left side of Jimmy (2nd to the last row in the center seat) as she is joining the sneering contest with Kevin which Double D calls.
"Ooooohh... Is Eddy going to cry? Will I bring a waddle for you, STUPID FOOL?!"
Eddy is now red with anger as he is now thinking about killing those two loudmouth morons. Double D, being mature as he is, he then asked Kevin a very interesting question with a smirk on his face. Eddy then looked at Double D's face, as he knew he had enough too.
"Kevin, since you love calling me, Ed and especially Eddy, "dorks", do you even know what that means?"
Kevin face from a smirk turned into an alarm as he does not want to get embarrassed by everyone, including his crush Nazz who is seating at the right of him at the 2nd row. He then coughed a bit as he then stand up and said with a cool look on his face, not to make a fool out of himself.
"Dork means...Uh...I don't know, but it sounds cool and it suits you 3 idiots."
Double D only snickers at Kevin's answer as he is just nodding with a grin, knowing that he does not know what that means with Kevin's reaction is blank with rage in which he is embarrassed secretly and his ego is being hit hard. He is not through yet as he looks at Sarah in which Ed and even Eddy have never seen Double D like this. He then asked her a question with a reminder on what she did to him and Eddy, especially Ed.
"Sarah, since you hate Ed so much and you think that you are the 'princess' in your family, you keep on tattle-tailing Ed by telling him you're gonna tell your mom, having a crush on me in which I might do the same thing. Sarah, first and foremost is that your immaturity causes me to turn you off, your bratty demeanor is extremely exaggerating that you act like a 5 year old or even worse, a baby. You'll only hate me if I join Ed and Eddy. You want me to betray them? I can't do that, little girl, same case as Jimmy. You can't leave him because he is your best friend. Jimmy will never be strong if he keeps on depending on you in which that is not a good idea to make Jimmy independent. Your hate in Eddy is somewhat understanding despite that scamming is NOT a good idea and that leads to a fraud, fake and even forgery if we have papers. In short, it's a crime So let me ask you this, why do you hate your brother so much to oblivion that he loves you so much even you will beat him up so bad that unintentionally, you want to kill him in cold blood and even me and Eddy? Why? Can you justify your actions?"
Eddy is just speechless and Ed is just doing his own way. Everyone in the class, before the teacher arrives are in shock even Kevin can't say anything. Nazz is only nodding in Double D philosophy of life on what really happen to them. Rolf, who is in the left side of Kevin stops eating meat for a while and even agrees with him. Jonny, who is in the right side of Sarah, whispers with his 2x4 friend Plank about that speech. After a few seconds, he and Plank agreed on Double D. The very last row (5th row), the Kanker sisters are like day-dreaming that the Eds are fighting for their rights in which the members of the cul-de-sac are speechless. Heck even Jimmy agreed with Double D. He want to be strong and independent in order for him not to become a wimp. Sarah, who is now very angry in which Double D made his point. She then stood up with rage as she said with disgust while she felt the guilt in Double D 's words.
"Double D! You are so naive. You don't even know what I've been through when me and Ed are kids. Ed can get whatever he wants, that's why my mother took care of me and not my dad because he loves 'my' stupid brother more than me. You don't eve-"
Double D just halted Sarah by doing a 'stop' gesture. He then just rubbing the temples of his head, lowers it and just shaking with disappointment. He knew that Sarah did NOT experience hardships than he does. Eddy and Ed are just having their thoughts that, 'This is NOT Double D. This is someone else but with Double D's body.'. They have never seen Double D like this. As they will all know that it will end in a useless argument, the teacher came in the classroom as Sarah sits down while she is staring daggers at Double D, who she thinks that he is the 'traitor' of the cul-de-sac and joined with a bunch of rebels like the Eds.
As they went to their front seats while the class has been started, Eddy is just mumbling that he wishes that it's lunch time or even recess. Ed is just day dreaming on how he is swimming in a pool of gravy. Double D is just being himself while studying the school subjects that they have. While the rest them is nothing usual, some are just felt that it's too boring as they are right in front of the teacher, whether far or not. Although for them it takes forever, but Ed is just playing the book while doing slobbering acts and even dropped it to his tongue in which he laughs while winced the pain a bit. Eddy is just moping and feels that he is bored to death using books as covers in order to sleep in class.
When the sound of the bell rang, the kids ran with excitement as it's already lunch time and they all went to the cafeteria except the Eds who are still in the classroom. Eddy got up excitedly as he immediately grabs Double D by the arm and Ed, by the collar of his green jacket as he runs in high speed to go to the top floor of the school in which that they can see the view. Double D felt both in shock and surprised as he thinks that Eddy might have a scamming plan in which he is not surprised. Ed is just laughing his ass off as he is just getting something in his pocket to reveal his old Gameboy Advance to play a game that makes Ed filled with adrenaline. As they now at the top floor, he drops the duo to the ground, making Double D's head crashed into the concrete and lies down. Ed is just ignoring everything as he is just playing the game. Double D felt the impact as he is gets up, while seeing stars in the sky. He then shakes it off and then continues to read a book. Eddy gets up while rubbing his back as he is sighed with a pissed off look at his face. He then stands up to plan for a new scam.
As Eddy was about to speak out about the plans of his new scam during break time or even no class, he then turns at Ed with curiosity filled look in his eyes. He saw Ed playing a strategy game that gives Eddy a headache as we all know that Eddy is a lazy-thinker when it comes to serious and useful plans. But when it's all about scamming, he is the "leader" and the "thinker". Double D too noticed Ed's look, which is filled with seriousness as he stops reading and look at the game in which Ed is playing right now. He can tell that it's a medieval, permanent death, strategic game in which he asked Ed out of curiosity and observed.
"Uh Ed, what is that game you are playing right now? It seems that it's really tough. One mistake and that unit of yours dies, permanently. Strategy of your surroundings and bringing your best units as leaders and lower level units as members to follow the leaders command."
Ed then looks at Double D and with a smile, in which the game said it's in "Players Phase". He then said with seriousness, in which making Eddy and Double D surprise. Eddy just looks at him with doubts. He then introduces them to the game that he is playing and compares his friends and the characters of the game.
"Double D? Do you remember when I said the first time that I want to become a warrior who is the defender of all Butter Toast and Gravy, soon I become Lothar? Well, this game is called "Fire Emblem:The Sacred Stones". It's a strategic game in which you have to be extremely careful, in order for your units to survive. Some say that you have to pick your surroundings for a bigger chance for survival. In order to win the game, you beat the bosses the every chapter and buy good stuff. Oh yeah. I remember some characters names. Lute reminds me of you Double D. She loves knowledge and some with weird stuff about watching monks and writes about it, only the monk watching does not count. Also with Artur and a sage guy named...Uh, my brain is working. He is Saleh. Innes acts like you Eddy. He loves to be the 'tactician' of the group and even to become the leader, also a hot head and overprotective to his little sister named Tana. Also with a scammer, a gambler and a stealer named Rennac, Joshua and Colm, they can be your best friends Eddy. As for me, I am like Dozla. He is a very happy man and thinks of the positive side to cheer the members up when they have problems. But the main objective of this game is to stop the Demon King, who possessed Lyon, the necromancer prince in Grado."
After his explanation and comparision, they just looked at Ed with confusion as they are thinking that what on earth is Ed talking about. Eddy is just giving Ed a stare that indicates 'I have no idea what you're talking about'. Double D is just scratching his head, even Double D is extremely confused about Ed's explanation and comparison despite he is the smartest . Ed then turns at his Gameboy as the led light power that is indicating the battery life turns red as he yells while rattling as he does not want to start all over again. He knows how hard this game is.
"NO! BATTERY MUST NOT DIE! NEED SOME ZAPPIDY ZAP ZAP TO IT! "NEW GAME" OR "RESTART CHAPTER" IS BAD FOR ED! NEED CHARGER!"
Eddy is just going near to Ed and whacks him from behind by using his right hand. Ed is just face first along with the Gameboy. As Double D continues on reading his book and also observes the sky. He then looks at the sky with horror as he saw the clouds covering the sun in which he noticed and thinks that it's gonna be an unexpected natural disaster or bad luck. He then gets up, runs and then taps both Eddy and Ed by the shoulder in which he gives them the reminder which is filled with fear.
"Gentlemen...The sky is too dark. I have a bad feeling about this."
Eddy, who is still strangling Ed hard as Ed, who is laughing the pain that he is been through. They looked at Double D, who is now worried about their well being as they too looked at the sky in which Eddy might think that the clouds might eaten the sun. Ed also thinks that its a UFO from an another dimension. They didn't know that is a unexpected force and a supernatural disaster that is hard to explain by physics and the unknown. They will know what hit them and even the kids of the cul-de-sac saw this as they run away for safety as they go inside to school. Most of them are doing sports stuff, except for Sarah and Jimmy who are inside at the library reading fairy tale stories. The Eds might be shaken with fear as looked at the sky while in this case Double D already dropped his book to the ground, who knows what is gonna happen to them.
A/N: That's all for this story. The first ever Ed, Edd n Eddy/Fire Emblem crossover. What do you guys think about this story? Give me your thoughts of it and tell me. Please. Read, Review, Favorite and Follow the story, if you really like it. To those who are critics, please also review about the flaws of the story and I will really say thank you. Pairings? That is still not gonna happen, but it "might" happen in the later run. That's all for now as I'm gonna start writing chapter 2. Don't worry, I will update this chapter as fast as I can, but not super fast. I also need time to think for the next chapter. A promise is a promise. Bye.
