A Looney Poem mr-mcd2k3 - April 9, 2000

I will tell you a poem that really pretty funny,

With Yo Sam, Daffy, and of course me.

Yosemite Sam with two guns in his hands,

Seems to be the dumbest in all the land,

He rides a mule, which to me is a horse,

He "yells" at me in a voice so coarse

Then there's Daffy, who tries to outsmart me,

He only succeeds in really bugging me,

It seems that ACME stuff he must have hired.

But all his plans seem to backfire.

Then there's a cute little bird by the name of Tweety,

He really is Granny's sweetie,

Sylvester tries to eat him,

But Tweety always gets 'em.

Then we have a Porky Pig,

He thinks he's lean but he's really big,

He stutters more than a frightened bat,

Now what do you think about that?

Roadrunner goes beep beep beep,

While Wile C. tries to eat eat eat,

He gets his stuff all from ACME,

The things that really amuse me.

Then there's me I'm not a parrot,

I like to eat a lot of carrots,

Saying stuff, "Eh, what's up doc,"

My name is Bugs but that's what I'm not,

With two long ears, I'm rather cunning,

I'm no one else but me...