Another fic. Kill me. I need to stop. But if I don't start it I'll forget it. Forgive me D:

I'm really hoping to get better on the longer chapters and all. I think this will be my longest yet. And right after this I'll try and update Sapphire at least. Lost all my data TwT

Warnings:: Fairly unexplained Mpreg, dis boi lykes anudder boii, AU, OOC, Big. Fat. Time skips.

All your average warnings for a noob fic.

But hey, the more you try, the more you learn, the better you get.

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When your trying to have a baby with your boyfriend.

A loud yawn illuminated the silence in a bedroom followed by a groan when the two boys were awakened by the radio announcer's voice filtered through their alarm clock.

"-nday morning! I'm your host Hiragi until the afternoon. It's about Seven A.M. so now is about time to start getting ready for work and school. Bummer! So here's a pick me up song, Cherry Lips!"() The cheery voice exclaimed through the black radio. Sasuke groaned again and shoved his head under the navy blue pillow.

"'Don' wan' a pick m' up song.." he half mumbled tiredly. Naruto chuckled next to him. He threw the blanket off of himself which landed even more bundled on top of his lover. His bare feet touched the floor and he yawned again. Looking down he vaguely noticed the remnants of their last night activities on his stomach and smiled. What started with Naruto hogging all the covers, which Sasuke commented with 'stop being such a baby.' And that lead to a 'speaking of babies..' comment and..well-... you know.

The blonde's boyfriend was actually quite unique. Like some of the other younger men in their family. He was fully able to bear a child of his own. Which would sound strange to someone who didn't know the Uchiha family. And that was rare with them being one of the richest families in Konoha. When the women's strength to carry deteriorated after a while the Uchiha's feared an end to any future population. But an odd hope came from one of the earlier son's sexual preference. He and his lover discovered after a month of a 'stomach flu' it was time to see a doctor. When they went in, needless to say the woman was in shock. They were hesitantly informed that they should be expecting a child. Mixed with happiness and confusion they broke the hopefully good news to the family.

Naruto smiled and walked towards the bathroom, stark naked and bobbing his head to the cheerful melody of the song.

"Mm. Walk slower." Sasuke said tiredly. Naruto turned around and started walking backwards. The Uchiha smiled and stared through half lidded eyes, while his head hovered above his folded arms. Naruto smiled and stepped a grapevine into the bathroom. He grabbed a towel from underneath the sink and set it on the counter. He briefly checked the mirror to notice a splotch of his hair was sticking straight up, obviously defying gravity. He chuckled, remembering that's where one of Sasuke's hands were clutching last night.

Naruto turned the dial on the shower to a burning temperature before reaching towards the other and turning it up, making the water colder. He stepped inside the tub and closed the curtain before yanking the knob on the faucet upwards queing the spray. He almost squeaked when it started cold, but it quickly blended into the warm temperature he had previously set. Grabbing the blue shampoo bottle and squeezing a fair amount into his hand before scrubbing it through his damp blond hair. He dipped his dead under the spray rinsing the suds out of his locks.

The curtains gave a ring and a ruffle as Sasuke stepped inside the tub before pulling them back towards the wall. He smiled and took the body wash from where it was beside the shampoo. Naruto smiled back before turning away from him and facing the faucet and shower head. Sasuke poured a little into his hands and started to massage it into Naruto's back. He smiled at their daily routine and how it never got old. He absently rubbed the sudsy foam over his boyfriends back as he sighed in content.

"When are-"

"I already made the appointment." Sasuke cut him off. Naruto turned his head slightly to indicate that he was listening.

"Tsudane said she would see me in a few weeks." He said in monotone. Naruto frowned. Sasuke obviously wasn't sounding to hopeful. But he couldn't really blame him. After countless visits to the old hag only to receive the unfortunate news was wearing on him. After the first few visits, Sasuke just started going alone since Naruto was missing far too many days of teaching. And after every appointment Sasuke would call Naruto on the schools phone just to tell the blonde of the bad news.

"Sasuke, don't worry. We'll have a kid in no time." He turned around and smiled sadly. "this time will be different, alright?" He gently placed his hands on Sasuke's shoulders and gave them a reassuring squeeze. Sasuke shook his head lightly.

"That's what you say every time! 'It will happen', 'We'll keep trying., 'Don't worry.'! Well I do worry Naruto!" His eyebrows furrowed as he continued. "We've tried so many times to have a baby and nothing has changed. I'm so sick of getting the same answer over and over again. Just one time I want her to walk back in and say 'Hey! You're pregnant!' instead of just shaking her fucking head an-" Sasuke couldn't say much more as pale pink lips covered his own, silencing him.

Naruto pulled away and smiled sadly again. "Please don't say that Sasuke. It will happen. I promise. And you know how I feel about making promises." He leaned forward and placed another light kiss on Sasuke's temple.

"Yeah I know. You always say that.." Sasuke murmured. Naruto grinned, instantly lightening the mood.

"Good! Then I have to get ready, and you need to get un-smelly." He wrinkled his nose playfully and Sasuke laughed and shoved him out of the tub. He grabbed the towel on the counter and wrapped it loosely around his waist. He walked to the closet, shuffling around while throwing boxers, jeans and socks onto his bed. A plain black tie flew after them next, landing on the bed and draping off and slightly touching the floor. Now came the harm part of his morning. He groaned and sifted through the many dress shirts above him. He sighed, not feeling like wearing any sort of blue. It made him feel gloomy. And red just didn't seem right on Monday. Bad vibes. Purple? The dark violet screamed gay, which was fine..but blue and red made purple. He groaned again and rubbed his forehead.

"Yellow." A voice said right outside of their walk-in closet. He turned to Sasuke who was wearing a loose towel around his waist and leaning lazily against the doorway.

"Huh?" Naruto replied smartly.

"You want to wear yellow today." Sasuke said grabbing a pair of boxers and the sweatpants that were right next to them. He turned around and walked back into the room with the clothes in hand. Naruto smiled and plucked out a goldenrod shirt from the rack. He really did want to wear yellow today. Naruto walked out of his closet and to his disappointment Sasuke was dressed in his sweatpants and already drying his hair. He dropped his towel and started getting dressed, very aware of Sasuke's stare a few feet away. He slid into his boxers, a great deal to the mental protest of his boyfriend which he followed with a pair of slightly ragged jeans, because slacks were made for super special occasions, like dates with Sasuke. The deep yellow shirt went on passed his arms and he started to button it from the bottom up.

Sasuke grabbed the plain black tie off the bed and wrapped it around Naruto's collar while he was finishing up the last buttons. The brunette did the knot quickly and adjusting it to the right length before pulling the collar over it. He smiled at his mild handiwork as he smoothed it out slightly. Naruto smiled and wrapped his arms around Sasuke's waist. He gave a brief kiss on his lover's lips and grinned.

"I love you."

"And I love you, too."

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Naruto walked through the hall to his classroom. He sighed and stuck the small gold key in the door, unlocking it and walking in. He fumbled to find the light switch for a moment before the room brightened.

He walked over to the desk nearest to the door and straightened it to face forward. Someone must have hit it in a hurry to get home. His feet shuffled slightly against the hardwood floor as he made his way over to the neat oak desk. A classic 'Number 1 Teacher!' mug sat at the front holding various pens that he and even his students used. To the left of his desk he had three photos that all had the same simple black frame. One had him and Sasuke sitting on the park bench together, Naruto's arm around Sasuke's shoulder and their hands grasped together. They were both smiling as Sakura took the picture. Another was of the two of them again, and Naruto was holding the camera a little bit from their faces. The blonde had his lips planted on Sasuke's cheek while his eyes held the camera's view. Sasuke himself had his eye closed at the unexpected kiss and his mouth open in a laugh.

The third was of him and all of his friends for Naruto's graduation party right after he got his teaching degree. The all had huge smiles on their faces, especially Naruto himself with his arms around Sakura and Sasuke's shoulders. The rest of his friends were scattered amongst the picture.

Naruto actually had another black frame in the back of his desk drawer. He was saving it for one last photo that would sit closest to him while he graded papers and for anyone to see. The one would hold Sasuke and himself at their wedding. They both had wanted to wait for their child to be there in the ceremony. If it was a boy, like they wished for, then he would be the ring bearer while Sakura and Lee's daughter, Yuki, would hopefully be the flower girl. He was about to reach down and look if the blank frame was there when a tap on his desk where a brown cup was placed in front of him, some logo on the front of it.

"You've been spacin' out, Boss." A voice said above him. He smiled up at Konohamaru. His personal teacher's assistant. He had actually met the boy when he first started, apparently a trouble maker doing some community service. He liked the boy right away, noticing a little of his younger self in him. Since then, Konohamaru had changed, having a job on the side of working for the school. His service ended about a year ago, but nobody seemed to mind that he stuck around. The principal also deciding to pay him for helping the school and giving him a job, he was even more urged to stay. Being a college dropout landed him into bad company and an even worse name with a record. But he seemed to have changed greatly since he had heard what the younger used to do. He was just about nineteen. Only about five years younger than Naruto himself.

"Seems your mind is on vacation. You get Sasuke knocked up yet?" Konohamaru said as he smirked around his own cup of coffee. Naruto sighed and shook his head.

"You ask me the same question every time you come in. The answer is still the same 'Maru." He picked up the brown cup and leaned back in his chair, sipping at it lightly. He savored the taste of the white chocolate mint ever since Konohamaru brought it to him the first time. He absently blew a bit of hair out of his vision and decided to look at the clock on the wall. He frowned and turned to his assistant, far too lazy to read the time on a clock that wasn't digital.

"What time is it?" He mumbled over the lip of the coffee cup. Konohamaru rolled his eyes and looked at the watch around his wrist.

"About ten minutes 'til hell."

"Lovely.." He smiled and took another drink of the mocha.

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I am thoroughly proud of myself. I believe this is my longest chapter of anything. Ever.

I made double sure that it was longer than Rewind Reset.

Five pages, booooyeeee.

So ha…

Next chapter is a time skip adventure.

Also we meet Naruto's class. Joyous, no?

Please review. Criticism isn't taken well, but wonderfully accepted.

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