I wrote this at 2AM back in January of 2014

Transformers the Role Playing Game

One-Shot

"As you enter the vast hall you see a noble looking silver giant sitting on a large purple and silver throne, a large Decepticon insignia branded into the top of the throne."

"'It is an honor to see my loyal soldiers once more!' he says in a booming deep voice 'I will assume your mission went well since you are all alive!'"

"Yes my lord!"

"Very g-"

"This is stupid, Starscream your character would never be so nice to Megatron!" Blurr pipped up, his 8 year old body just able to see onto the table.

"He would too! He's just biding his time until he can beat up Megatron and take the throne!" Starscream said proudly looking down at his roommates brother before looking to Megatron "Tell him!" he chuckled

"I can't say much! I don't control the character but I know Starscream has been trying to overthrow Megatron for some time now!" Megatron laughed

"What can I say! I don't like how you made him rule!" Starscream laughed and leaned into Megatron "Lets get back to it!"

"Right!" Megatron nodded "Very good! I see you have brought me a prisoner! Who is this Autobot?"

"This is Hot Shot! He is Optimus' most trusted scout!" Blurr said grabbing onto Starscream's little brother and pulling him up to sit on his lap so the 5 year old could play with them.

"Let me go! I don't want to be a prisoner!" Hot Shot giggled

"Too late! You should have fought better!" Blurr laughed.

"Well, having Optimus' scout will be really good for when he comes knocking!" Megatron chuckled darkly.

Hot Shot whined playfully, knowing it was only a game "He will never do your bidding Megatron! He will remain strong and vigilant!" Hot Shot said wiggling in Blurr's lap.

"We shall see young scout!" Megatron said winking at Hot Shot

"With that Megatron motioned to a guard to take Hot Shot to the brig to wait until he had time to go question the others!" Megatron said as he watched the little blonde get out of the chair and run to, he assumed, the bathroom.

"Now, I do not have any more missions for you at this time, go get yourself shined up and be ready for when I need you again!" Megatron boomed "Except you Starscream, I wish to have a word with you in private!"

"O-Of course my lord!"

Megatron handed Starscream a small folded paper before continuing the game "Megatron will tell you that he likes the work you are doing for him and offers you a position as his second in command"

Starscream looked at the paper, realizing there was something inside and opened it up "M-MEGATRON?!" Starscream blushed darkly, seeing a ring inside the paper and he realized what Megatron meant by 'Second in Command'! "I-I would be honored to be your second in command!" Starscream giggled and hugged onto Megatron kissing him full on the mouth.

"Eww! That's gross! You two are icky" Drift giggled.

Soundwave rolled his eyes and leaned back in his seat, Blurr's twin Drift passed out on his lap, a little shocked Megatron had proposed to Starscream via a Role PlayingGame.

END

Chapter 1 of my Non-Smut random derp dribbles all of which are one shots.
Some will be slash, some will be just cute little dribbles that make no actual sense and have no real home
outside of this! Some will be old stories that I am just trying to catalog and others
will be spur of the moment things that I just needed to write down cause I found them cute or random.