*Opening credits; the theme song Tank!*
Viscous smiled scornfully at Julia who was shackled to the wall. "You're not going to betray me, are you." Julia bowed her head and painfully closed her eyes, tears streaking her face. "I do hope you enjoyed the chloroform I had specially prepared for you. By the time you wake up, Spiegel will have fallen for my trap and you'll be all mine again."
"You bastard." Julia whispered. "I'll never love you so go to hell."
Viscous pulled out his katana and pressed the side of the blade to her throat. "You better watch your tongue Julia or I'll do to you what I'm going to do to Spike. I punish all who betray me."
*Session 1 Funky Teen Hop*
Spike yawned and and pulled the magizine off his face, he had been asleep for hours since the last bounty wore him out. Ed sat on the other yellow couch hacking. "Searching... Searching... Where are yoooooouuuu? Come in Radical Cameo-person!!!!" Ed looked over at Spike and her face split into a grin "Hello Spike-person! Good good morning morning! Hee hee hee heeeeee!" Spike sat up in shock, the magizine falling on the floor.
"Ed? When did you get back!?"
"Father-person dropped off Ed-Ed at the Bebop Bebop! Faye-Faye and Jet-person are awake wake. Spike-person snoooooozing!!!"
Spike sighed heavily, fearing he'd never understand Ed. "Mmmmmhhmmmm...."
Ed growled and rolled around on the couch. "Grrr... No way! No way no way no waaaaaay!"
Spike looked over Ed's shoulder puzzled. This guy must be pretty good to escape the hacking abilities of Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tiverusky the 4th. "Who ya lookin for?"
"Super duper hacker smacker Radical Cameo!!!"
"Huh???" Spike scratched the back of his head.
"Cameo beat Ed and beat Hex-man at chess chess and is wanted for 50 million woooly oooly longs!"
"50 MILLION WOOLONGS!!!????"
Faye opened the hatch and came in. "Hey Ed, I just got some food.... WHA!!??? IT'S A GHOST!!!" She screamed while pointing at Spike.
"What are you on abo.... AH!!" Spike ducked as Faye shot at him. "What the hell do you think your doing Faye? It's me! Spike!"
"YOUR DEAD AND YOUR GONNA STAY DEAD! YOUR NOT COMING BACK TO HAUNT ME!!!"
Ed looked over her shoulder curiously. "Faye-Faaaayyye! Spike-person didn't die! He's alive!" She continued on in a phantomous voice. "It's alive! It's alive! Muhahahahahahahaha!"
"Oh... damn... I thought I finally got rid of him." Faye said. "Oh well I guess I don't get his money...."
"Damn straight ya don't!" Spike yelled as she went to her room. "Grr.... where's Jet? Does he know I'm not worm food?"
"Jet-person brought you here yesterdy day."
"What day is it?"
"Today is Yesterday, Yesterday is Tomorrow, and Tomorrow is Today!"
"Why did I ask..." Spike said exasperated. "Oh well... if you see Jet then tell him I'm going out to find that bounty."
"Aye aye...."
Spike got into the Swordfish II and headed out. "I really missed you." He said to his ship. "I wonder where this guy could be hiding... Hey Ed, where is this guy?"
"Cameo is hiding thirty degrees north of Spike-person" Ed's voice said over the radio.
"Kay..." The brought the ship down slowly and landed at an old fishing town. "I hope your right Ed..." He noticed a guy rush into a bank edgyly. "Hmm... Like that didn't have conspicous written all over it." Spike was about to follow him in but the guy rushed out and knocked him down.
"Damn bounty hunters..." Spike staggered to his feet and pulled out his gun.
"Wait a minute now..." He felt a sharp kick into his back and he dropped his gun.
"Get outta my way mister! This is MY bounty!" A pair of feet walked over him and he looked up at a fourteen year old girl wearing high water jeans, boots, and a black trenchcoat. "You better stay outta my way!" She said and hurried off after the guy. "Get back here you stinky cowpoke!" Spike saw the silver letters Cameo written on the back of her coat with a silver chameleon under it.
"Cameo!" He rushed to his feet and chased after her. "HEY! Kid! Get back here!"
*Commercials... gawd I hate it when they do that during the interesting part...*
Spike chased after the girl and fired at her. She stopped and said. "Dammit he's gone! I lost my bounty!" Spike came up behind her and grinned evilly. "I've gotcha my 50 million."
"When there's a fire!" She shouted suddenly.
"What the hell...?"
"Stop drop and roll!" She dropped and rolled into his shins causing him to trip over her. "Gee mister. For being a professional, you sure are klutzy!" She grinned and took off. Spike chased after her, mumbling to himself.
"It's too early for this..."
The girl ran past a guy in a samurai outfit and jumped onto his horse. "Yah!" She took off on the horse, the guy ran after her.
"Come back Jidomaru!" Spike ran into the guy.
"Andy!?"
He tuurned around and retorted. "Hah! You can call me Musashi! My horse was stolen by that little brat. We gotta catch her first!"
"Here, we can take my ship!" Once they were in the air, Andy err... Musashi looked desperately around for his horse."Where is she? We play chess together and we good friends."
"Horses can't play chess!" Spike too look out and saw a speck of green in the desert horizon. "I see her!" He pulled left and came over her and Musashi jumped out, pushing her off the horse. Spike landed the ship and ran out to see Musashi tying up the girl and putting her on the ground. "Don't hurt her they want her alive!"
"That's funny, you try to shoot me before and you want me alive."
"What's your name and why do you have a 50 mil bounty on your head?"
"I blew up a few gateways...."
"I'll be damned. What's your name again."
"Ha. I'm the legendary Sophia Spiegel!!!"
*See you space cowboy...*
*Ending theme,Real Folk Blues*
*Faye:Who the hell are you!?
Sophia:I'm Sophia so you better shut the hell up and keep outta my face you slut!
Faye:What did you call me!? Why you little...
Jet: Hey, Hey... Break it up. Wait till the next episode.
Ed:The Bebop crew is back together! Everyone is alive!
Jet:Hey! That's my line!
Spike:Next Episode:Cat Scratch Fever...*
Viscous smiled scornfully at Julia who was shackled to the wall. "You're not going to betray me, are you." Julia bowed her head and painfully closed her eyes, tears streaking her face. "I do hope you enjoyed the chloroform I had specially prepared for you. By the time you wake up, Spiegel will have fallen for my trap and you'll be all mine again."
"You bastard." Julia whispered. "I'll never love you so go to hell."
Viscous pulled out his katana and pressed the side of the blade to her throat. "You better watch your tongue Julia or I'll do to you what I'm going to do to Spike. I punish all who betray me."
*Session 1 Funky Teen Hop*
Spike yawned and and pulled the magizine off his face, he had been asleep for hours since the last bounty wore him out. Ed sat on the other yellow couch hacking. "Searching... Searching... Where are yoooooouuuu? Come in Radical Cameo-person!!!!" Ed looked over at Spike and her face split into a grin "Hello Spike-person! Good good morning morning! Hee hee hee heeeeee!" Spike sat up in shock, the magizine falling on the floor.
"Ed? When did you get back!?"
"Father-person dropped off Ed-Ed at the Bebop Bebop! Faye-Faye and Jet-person are awake wake. Spike-person snoooooozing!!!"
Spike sighed heavily, fearing he'd never understand Ed. "Mmmmmhhmmmm...."
Ed growled and rolled around on the couch. "Grrr... No way! No way no way no waaaaaay!"
Spike looked over Ed's shoulder puzzled. This guy must be pretty good to escape the hacking abilities of Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tiverusky the 4th. "Who ya lookin for?"
"Super duper hacker smacker Radical Cameo!!!"
"Huh???" Spike scratched the back of his head.
"Cameo beat Ed and beat Hex-man at chess chess and is wanted for 50 million woooly oooly longs!"
"50 MILLION WOOLONGS!!!????"
Faye opened the hatch and came in. "Hey Ed, I just got some food.... WHA!!??? IT'S A GHOST!!!" She screamed while pointing at Spike.
"What are you on abo.... AH!!" Spike ducked as Faye shot at him. "What the hell do you think your doing Faye? It's me! Spike!"
"YOUR DEAD AND YOUR GONNA STAY DEAD! YOUR NOT COMING BACK TO HAUNT ME!!!"
Ed looked over her shoulder curiously. "Faye-Faaaayyye! Spike-person didn't die! He's alive!" She continued on in a phantomous voice. "It's alive! It's alive! Muhahahahahahahaha!"
"Oh... damn... I thought I finally got rid of him." Faye said. "Oh well I guess I don't get his money...."
"Damn straight ya don't!" Spike yelled as she went to her room. "Grr.... where's Jet? Does he know I'm not worm food?"
"Jet-person brought you here yesterdy day."
"What day is it?"
"Today is Yesterday, Yesterday is Tomorrow, and Tomorrow is Today!"
"Why did I ask..." Spike said exasperated. "Oh well... if you see Jet then tell him I'm going out to find that bounty."
"Aye aye...."
Spike got into the Swordfish II and headed out. "I really missed you." He said to his ship. "I wonder where this guy could be hiding... Hey Ed, where is this guy?"
"Cameo is hiding thirty degrees north of Spike-person" Ed's voice said over the radio.
"Kay..." The brought the ship down slowly and landed at an old fishing town. "I hope your right Ed..." He noticed a guy rush into a bank edgyly. "Hmm... Like that didn't have conspicous written all over it." Spike was about to follow him in but the guy rushed out and knocked him down.
"Damn bounty hunters..." Spike staggered to his feet and pulled out his gun.
"Wait a minute now..." He felt a sharp kick into his back and he dropped his gun.
"Get outta my way mister! This is MY bounty!" A pair of feet walked over him and he looked up at a fourteen year old girl wearing high water jeans, boots, and a black trenchcoat. "You better stay outta my way!" She said and hurried off after the guy. "Get back here you stinky cowpoke!" Spike saw the silver letters Cameo written on the back of her coat with a silver chameleon under it.
"Cameo!" He rushed to his feet and chased after her. "HEY! Kid! Get back here!"
*Commercials... gawd I hate it when they do that during the interesting part...*
Spike chased after the girl and fired at her. She stopped and said. "Dammit he's gone! I lost my bounty!" Spike came up behind her and grinned evilly. "I've gotcha my 50 million."
"When there's a fire!" She shouted suddenly.
"What the hell...?"
"Stop drop and roll!" She dropped and rolled into his shins causing him to trip over her. "Gee mister. For being a professional, you sure are klutzy!" She grinned and took off. Spike chased after her, mumbling to himself.
"It's too early for this..."
The girl ran past a guy in a samurai outfit and jumped onto his horse. "Yah!" She took off on the horse, the guy ran after her.
"Come back Jidomaru!" Spike ran into the guy.
"Andy!?"
He tuurned around and retorted. "Hah! You can call me Musashi! My horse was stolen by that little brat. We gotta catch her first!"
"Here, we can take my ship!" Once they were in the air, Andy err... Musashi looked desperately around for his horse."Where is she? We play chess together and we good friends."
"Horses can't play chess!" Spike too look out and saw a speck of green in the desert horizon. "I see her!" He pulled left and came over her and Musashi jumped out, pushing her off the horse. Spike landed the ship and ran out to see Musashi tying up the girl and putting her on the ground. "Don't hurt her they want her alive!"
"That's funny, you try to shoot me before and you want me alive."
"What's your name and why do you have a 50 mil bounty on your head?"
"I blew up a few gateways...."
"I'll be damned. What's your name again."
"Ha. I'm the legendary Sophia Spiegel!!!"
*See you space cowboy...*
*Ending theme,Real Folk Blues*
*Faye:Who the hell are you!?
Sophia:I'm Sophia so you better shut the hell up and keep outta my face you slut!
Faye:What did you call me!? Why you little...
Jet: Hey, Hey... Break it up. Wait till the next episode.
Ed:The Bebop crew is back together! Everyone is alive!
Jet:Hey! That's my line!
Spike:Next Episode:Cat Scratch Fever...*