Disclaimer: I do not own Hikaru no Go. Sadly, I don't even own Sai, or, for the matter, a plushy Sai (which shall be rectified as soon as possible. Sai, you shall be mine yet! Mwahahaha! Sorry, random fan girl spaz. Think nothing of it.) I also plan on using some Monty Python and Princess Bride references, so, just to be safe, I own neither. However, if anybody tries to steal anything that could possibly be construed as original in this story, or uses anything without asking, I will send a horde of demonic bunnies to beat you to death with ice cream scoops. And please don't get too annoyed over grammatical or spelling errors. I have no beta reader, and no matter how many times I go over my work, some errors are bound to go uncaught. Which is rather sad, as I happen to be a fanatical grammar nazi. Respect the English language, people!! However, I am getting off track. As usual. Let the story begin!!

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(PS: slightly shounen-ai content in this story. If you don't know what that is, look it up! And never go blindly exploring around a doujinshi site if you don't know what shounen-ai or yaoi is. You will regret it. I did. Sano and Kenshin,… just not right. I have been forever scarred. Sorry all you KenshinxSano peoples, but honestly, if you saw the page I saw, you'd think the same thing. …But Kenshin going Battousai…-drool-)

(PPS: Yes, I do have ADD. Yes I do take medication. No, I forgot today. Cheers!)

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Hikaru kicked off his shoes, striding up to his room on the second floor. His parents weren't home, so he just continued on his way upward. Vaguely, he noticed that the weather channel was saying something about tornado sightings in his area.

"Hikaru, let's play!" Sai chimed happily darting around the small room.

"Sure," Hikaru said, smiling at the exhilarated ghost.

"Yay!"

Hikaru watched as Sai did his little happy dance, eventually plopping himself across from Hikaru, the Goban between them.

They began to play. In fact, Hikaru's concentration was so great, that it took a started yell from Sai to make him snap out of the game and turn around. Outside the window, a twister was heading towards them, and there was no basement or cellar that he could jump into for safety. Instead he took his only other option and flew downstairs, Sai hard on his heels, to the bathroom, where he immediately jumped into the tub. At the moment, because of the lack of windows and the strength of the porcelain tub, it was the safest place to be.

Then, the tornado hit the house.

Hikaru felt dizzy, partly deafened by the howling winds. The only thing that kept him rooted into the conscious world was the presence of the ghost at his side, just as frightened as he was. Suddenly, it seemed as if the house had been lifted from its foundations and was now spinning uncontrollably through the air. Hikaru reached out with his mind and touched Sai. The ghost turned to him with his usual small smile.

"Don't worry, Hikaru, it's just a dream, a very bad dream. You drifted off while we were playing Go, that's all. It's just a dream…."

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And then they heard an earsplitting crack as the house's structure trembled. The spinning sensation had stopped and the two peered anxiously out of the tub. Carefully the two climbed out and slowly made there way towards the door.

They stepped out of the doorway to find a sea of tiny people blocking their way.

"Ding Dong, the witch is dead! The Wicked Witch is dead!!"

"A boy and his ghost killed her! Oh happy day in Munchkin land!!"

Hikaru barely had time to register what he saw and heard before a mob of Munchkinlanders swarmed around Sai and himself.

"Hey, check it out! My hand went straight through him!" cried a Munchkin child giggling happily at the horrified expression on Sai's face as he looked down to see a tiny hand protruding through his chest.

Hikaru began to snigger uncontrollably.

"The wicked witch is dead!!" cried a few more munchkinlanders in a nauseatingly sing-song voice. It evoked an emotion in Sai similar to when he saw children skipping down the streets sing "Ring around the Rosy." Didn't anybody know that was a song about a disease that wiped out three quarters of the population of Europe? He knew this because he had paid attention to the history teacher while Hikaru slept through class. History was interesting, if a little on the gory, gruesome, and morbid side.

My, how he had digressed in the span of two seconds. Where was he? Oh yes, this 'the witch is dead," nonsense. But, why was this important?

He wanted to hit himself hard on the head. Their house had been hit by a tornado, he had no clue where they were, and he was surrounded by a bunch of midgets who were somehow able to see him. And he had just been worrying about creepy children's songs? Not that there wasn't a plethora of seriously disturbing songs children sung (Rock-a-By Baby being among the top five of his 'Creepy as Shit Nursery Rhymes' List), but there were more, shall we say, pressing matters? Like what short of ridiculous fanfic authoress's whim had he been dragged into today?

"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore," Hikaru whispered, trying to hide his grin.

And of course, he was the dog. That stupid, irritating little dog. Oh the injustice! What was the point of being one of the sexiest bishounens in existence when the authoress gave you the part of the whiny little dog? –sigh-

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End of the Prologue.

Okay, prepare for the insueing randomness of following chapters. Including:

Shusaku, the good witch of the South

Go playing Lions, …nevermind. Too expensive.

Waya dressed up as a lion playing Go

God.

The Wizard (Which of the cast will he be?)

The Wicked Witch of the West (OH, this one's a big surprise)

Gay Flying Monkeys

Exploding Sheep

Closets emitting strange sounds

And various Monty Python, Princess Bride, and (oh the surprise) Wizard of Oz jokes.

Strengthen yee mind for the following madness of a rabid fangirl!!

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