Rairyuu, a Kommo-o, stared at the glitch moon, worried about the solution of the unexistent coagulative wreckage axiom. He butted his orifice of love in the ground, where it met hovering positron moles. They didn't meditate, but they smoked cigs with their cockholes and also worried, about the indecision of the sun to molest a baby quasar, that wasn't a quasar, but Zeus' thought of boobs. Rairyuu was met by an obstacle. He was about to fuck it, but the obstacle warped him into cunts dimension. Rairyuu burped in anger and forced all the cunts to do him a cuntjob. It was short lived, as he saw a funeral procession, led by a breakcore DJ on high. He then forgot how to hate, sat down and drinked a cup of grape tea, with the passion of 121421 flatulent brooding sky-horses, that some equally flatulent dicks called ''You-ney-cohrns''.
A you-ney-cohrn landed in front of Rairyuu. He snorted a glob of sulfuric acid back in his nose and complained about marrying anthro bees that spend all life in pleasure and bliss under a tree, fucking. It nuzzled him with it's pixelated face, and he had a volcanic reaction, that he hid back in his ass. He had a sock obsession, as well as an anal anthrax.
''What is your name, oh beau-'' he was interrupted by a pair of breasts in his face. They weren't breasts, but a pair of ample moles. It was ten years as he didn't suck anything up his tight tight asshole. To commemorate that, he ate a zombie, chomping and singing Jingle Bells. He wanted to puke... and that must be the reason why neutron star dicks like maws of linear grinder condoms. Holy Shit! He sucked it all up his dickhole, shuddered at the sensation and laughed a throaty laugh.
Meanwhile, a mean, gross and oversized Beartic was fucking around with trees. ''I LOVE HER AND I WANT JUSTICE!'' he shrieked out, his prayers answered by a jackpot of shit in his face. He was so enraged that he became a bipolar sun! Yay! *points a gun in his own head, grinning like mad*
chapter 2 yo.
Harry, a Malamar, giggled as he wondered why shit maggots talked to him through facebook and sent him rotten apple tacos. He poked a finger at himself, revealing a secret passage! He went further, further, further...
Further...
He found meaning of life! Someone learned about it and send napalm bedbugs and vicious flying cocks at him to learn whazzit. Harry saw himself in a mirror and thought he had nicely shaped ass and thin lemurs. A napalm bedbug captain named Shtinca, inspected a curious creature, but it was interrupted by a loud fart. It caused Harry to go into destructive melancholy: he undid his pants and swung his dick around, razing various stuff. He held his shit for a millenium and crapp'd, and so powerfully that he left the Earth orbit, and blasted thought Cosmog mothafuckaz, who wanted to tell him dumb stories of some Paul dick. He only stopped to nab a slut Lucario for himself to play Mortal Kombat with. Self-confident beyond belief, Harry and his new slut flew out on an adventure!
He flew into planet Ryakth, that was ridden with living urine blobs. There, Cutman strolled in one of streets, and he was hard. Also Hardman strolled in the same streets, and he was cut. They met, and collaborated on a brostep track, or just fucked like robots, whatever surfs you.
Harry and Malin, so he learned the slut's name was, landed on the planet, where land wasn't land but flat mashed cockbones. He was met by a extraterrestrial creature with 4.5 genders, 0.45 vaginas and 7000000 racist thoughts. Harry withdrew his perfect penis and broke the planet into million pieces, killing it as well. Malin only laughed out Aura Spheres for naught (SARCASM), but she then tripped over a coffee cup, that transformed into Ivan Kakashkin after 54,091,231 eons of pyrostasis.
Ivan Kakashkin was a big robot, yet another in this universe. His life was short lived as Kyoshiro the Kabuki pierced his pasta heart with his rusty nipplespear, and Ivan's chesthole shot white censored blood. It was a Dick-Type move, and it was super effective!
''To the fires of hell with you, ham!'' Kyoshiro shouted at Ivan, then he crafted a plate from Ivan's broken hopes and dickbutt essence. He then grimaced a face of utter hatred and jumped away on one foot. But he was interrupted by Kock Revoven!
''No autographs, son.'' Kyoshiro droned, as he smelt his presence.
''Hmph, you crazy funster! Join the dark guy!'' Kock howled.
''No.'' Kyoshiro simply said, sending Kock into an angry orgasm with his unearthly psychedelic dance, then he flew away on a ship made of grimy buttfleas. Malin, meanwhile, fought Caesar salads and rabid shoegazing hamburgers. Rairyuu butted it, and ripped his armor plate in two, unhiding his huge erect tits, throbbing and veiny. He gave Malin a good nippleslap, sending her back into blue canines world.
''Pew-pew.'' Rairyuu voiced and shot a man-milk blast at Kock, which he blocked by eating a pumpkin pie and thinking about constant regrowth of hypocrite walruses. Kock growled, and committed 100000 harakiris in one second, and then turned all his pain into agony-hardened steel, that materialized itself into a dicknipplebutt tankshitcopter (it also had a selfie camera). The dicknipplebutt tankshitcopter was inhabited by three hairy burglars from planet Ballsackshit: Cockprick, Buttfuckdamn and Crapshitebuttock. Crapshitebuttcock appeared through an abstract time-dimesional hole, but he was banished into a hell for a typo. It was a kinda hell where sinners get buttdrilled by horny, agile (VERY AGILE GODDAMMIT!) and infernal Rhyperiors. Amen, brotha'.
Back to battle, Buttfuckdamn crapped at Cockprick, while Crapshitebuttock was fucking Buttfuckdamn. Cockprick mouthdrilled Crapshitebuttock, spanking him, often and hard. It was a perfect triangle circle. The dicknipplebutt tankshitcopter harvested all their sexual energy into an adolescent thunder laser. Rairyuu's testicles twitched as a sign of danger, and he sang a throaty song that summoned a kind samarithan by the name Crapshitecutcock! He was a brother of Crapshitebuttcock, and felt vengeful.
Crapshitecutcock sucked all the stars, suns and quasars in his asshole and blasted the spacemash at dicknipplebutt tankshitcopter. Rairyuu meanwhile seduced the goddess of universe with his sweat smell, deflowered her and pissed in her womb. She birthed a plethora of pisskids, who built themself into a snotscatjizz spacefucktrain. He was bankrupt of jizz, but he didn't care: he had a great wife and a ton of kids. The dicknipplebutt tankshitcopter took the blast headon, yet wasn't fazed. It then crushed the stars and quasars with it's wheels into whitish powder and sniffled it with joy. Harry, meanwhile was fapping in a cafe, enjoying this show, not minding being forgotten about. Eyes of Rairyuu's nipples gained lives on their own: one became rape ape, one became rage sage, another became race ace. But the latter was turned into livid stone for his bland name, and bashed hard with and iron hammer: both done by dicknipplebutt thankshitcopter.
The snotscatjizz spacefucktrain was armed by shitcatapults, dickmortars and buttlaunchers. It also hated cats,wore a black-pink T-shirt and was extremely yandere of Rairyuu. Rairyuu rode the snotscatjizz spacefucktrain and drove in in the dicknipplebutt tankshitcopter's ass, but missed a slightest inch and crashed in it's face with a sound resembling an unrestrained fart of a leukocyte dragon that ate a fuckton of beans. Healthy one, my fucking ass.
When the dust was ate by someone, Rairyuu and Kock were only ones standing. Rairyuu used Clanging Scales, but Kock blocked by calling it bullshit. Then he groped Rairyuu's masculine ass and pinched his nose. Rairyuu responded by drinking up a gallon of Red Bull, summoning Rage Sage Deluxe Edition, and cramming it in Kock's bellybutton. Rage Sage Deluxe Edition unleashed his 100001 years and 1 day old runny shits inside Kock, who only understood, why Indian muck ferrets were upset about the unending musings of an underaged Oni bitch. He gazed upon the universe's beauty, fucked a monster and then shoved his filthy boxers in every old woman's face, grinning., that dickwad. Rairyuu had enough, as he punched a good punch in Kock's face, and threw him in a fuckpit, where fucksters engaged in an intense hatefuck with him, abusing his meaning of life...
Meanwhile, Arceus watched this chaos. He had a scratchy sensation in his divine groincrotch. It were humans swarming there, looking for meaning of life.
The Alpha Pokemon sighed. He thought about Autechre.
Fin.