Ok so me and my friend Meyri-chan went a little nuts last night and we came up with this (with a bit of help from her boyfriend). Sorry about the utter randomness of this song but I hope you enjoy.
Also I apologise for any spelling mistakes.
The Twelve days of Amestrian Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my alchemist sent to me,
An Edward in a red coat.
On the second day of Christmas my alchemist sent to me,
Two automail limbs,
And an Edward in a red coat.
On the third day of Christmas my alchemist sent to me,
Three Hohenheim children,
Two automail limbs,
And an Edward in a red coat.
On the fourth day of Christmas my alchemist sent to me,
Four of Al's kittens,
Three Hohenheim children,
Two automail limbs,
And an Edward in a red coat.
On the fifth day of Christmas my alchemist sent to me,
Five silver watches,
Four of Al's kittens,
Three Hohenheim children,
Two automail limbs,
And an Edward in a red coat.
On the sixth day of Christmas my alchemist sent to me,
Six military soldiers,
Five silver watches,
Four of Al's kittens,
Three Hohenheim children,
Two automail limbs,
And an Edward in a red coat.
On the seventh day of Christmas my alchemist sent to me,
Seven homunculi,
Six military soldiers,
Five silver watches,
Four of Al's kittens,
Three Hohenheim children,
Two automail limbs,
And an Edward in a red coat.
On the eighth day of Christmas my alchemist sent to me,
Eight Leto statues,
Seven homunculi,
Six military soldiers,
Five silver watches,
Four of Al's kittens,
Three Hohenheim children,
Two automail limbs,
And an Edward in a red coat.
On the nineth day of Christmas my alchemist sent to me,
Nine Ishbal rebels,
Eight Leto statues,
Seven homunculi,
Six military soldiers,
Five silver watches,
Four of Al's kittens,
Three Hohenheim children,
Two automail limbs,
And an Edward in a red coat.
On the tenth day of Christmas my alchemist sent to me,
Ten Black Hayetes,
Nine Ishbal rebels,
Eight Leto statues,
Seven homunculi,
Six military soldiers,
Five silver watches,
Four of Al's kittens,
Three Hohenheim children,
Two automail limbs,
And an Edward in a red coat.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my alchemist sent to me,
Eleven Youswell miners
Ten Black Hayetes,
Nine Ishbal rebels,
Eight Leto statues,
Seven homunculi,
Six military soldiers,
Five silver watches,
Four of Al's kittens,
Three Hohenheim children,
Two automail limbs,
And an Edward in a red coat.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my alchemist sent to me,
Twelve transmutations,
Eleven Youswell miners
Ten Black Hayetes,
Nine Ishbal rebels,
Eight Leto statues,
Seven homunculi,
Six military soldiers,
Five silver watches,
Four of Al's kittens,
Three Hohenheim children,
Two automail limbs,
And an Edward in a red coat.
We'd love to hear what you think, and we'd also like to wish everyone who reads this a very Merry Christmas, (bit early I know).