Party at Yugi's
Yami: Now Yugi, I have to go and pick your grandfather up from the airport. Now remember, Ill be back in an hour or more. Phone numbers will be on the refrigorator, an-
Yugi: Ok ok I got it! Jeez. Im not irresponsible or your son. pushes Yami out the door. Now dont hurry back! Slams door closed and waits a few minutes. Ok guys! its safe!
Micki, Tasha, Bakura, and Marik Enter from misc places.
Micki : Your yami gone too?
Tasha : yea! How about You guys?
Bakura: same! Our yamis are fighting because of monopoly.
Bakuras house
Yami Marik: IM TELLING YOU, YOU CHEATED!
Yami Bakura: IM TELLING YOU I WON!!!!! FAIR AND SQUARE!!!!
Y Marik: Can a theif like you win FAIR and sqare?
Y Bakura: ... I never really thought about that.
Back to yugis house.
Tasha : well thanks for inviteing us now LETS WATCH PAY PER VIEW!!!!
Everyone: YEAH!
0.04 seconds of watching pay per view
Micki: ... Dude this sucks!
Marik: I know...
Bakura: But what do we do now?
Yugi: Lets think. In a situation like this, there are no stupid id-
Tasha: LETS GET DRUNK WITH A MONKEY! ( Tasha's lucky. I'm not old enough to get drunk)
Micki: But you already did that two days ago!
Tasha: and he still owes me $9.95 for the bannanas.
Bakura: Lets throw a party in honor of being bored or something.
Yugi: How big of a party?
Marik: AS BIG AS TASHAS STUPIDITY!
Micki: Thats pretty big.
Tasha: HEY!!!!!!!!
Bakura: Well lets get ready.
Micki : ILL DECORATE!
Yugi: ILL INVITE PEOPLE!
Tasha : ILL BUY THE PIZZA AND THE BEER!
Marik: ...
Yugi: ...
Micki: ...
Bakura: ...
Tasha: ... ROOT beer. ( Theyre still 15 mind you. Ha ha! She's not old enough to get drunk either.)
Micki: glares
Tasha: and orange soda.
Bakura: glares
Tasha: IM NOT MADE OF MONEY WHAT MORE DO YA WANT!?!?!?!?!
Bakura: LOTS AND LOTS OF SODA!
Tasha : Whacks Bakura with a frying pan I AM BUYING LOTS AND LOTS OF SODA! JESUS!
Jesus: appears out of nowhere Yeah? Did I miss the party?
Marik: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY SWEET BAKURA! YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT SHE-WITCH! MY DARLING BAKURA IS YOUR PREIOUS HEAD OK?!?!?!?!?
All except Marik : backs away slowly.
Yugi: ... O.k... Lets start Decorating!
Micki: I'LL DECORATE WITH HONOR!
Tasha: ... I have my cell phone. So what kind of party is it, How many pizzas do we want, what kind, what type of music, and who the heck invited Jesus?