Hell all! Remember me? No? Yeah I expected that. Those of you OG members who read Cyber Ninja Flunkie this is a direct continuation of it. Yes, I said their was a 99% chance I would not continue it but guess what? Gotta watch out for that 1%. For those of you who are new to the story line I HIGHLY recommend you read the first book to truly understand what is even going on here. This book follows the Malevolent Revolution Crew that consists of Theta, Chroma, Dave, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe on the journey to end a devious organization who threaten life in the galaxy and to recover the Cybertronian's love interest Beat.

This is sort of like a bunch of episodes with adventures and misadventures that ties up into the full plot line. New characters to be known and the return of old characters. I hope you enjoy!

Ah and a warning! The chapters will mostly remain rated T for teen but later on there will DEFINITELY be rated M do to heavy implications of robot sex and inter-species fornication because why not? Alien love for life baby!

"Sides you better give me that remote before I start flipping you INSTEAD OF THE CHANNELS!"

You see that mech over there in front of the couch? Yeah the one with the always angry expression and gold painted armor. That is Sunstreaker. You may know him from his legendary record of murdering Decepticons to death and his elevated position within the famous Team Prime.

Well, you see Sunstreaker and his twin brother (who we will get to in a moment) is currently not with Optimus Prime and the rest of the Autobot family based on earth. See there was this whole incident where a loser of a femme named Beat who was completely trash at being a Cyber Ninja so Windblade (who is the current head master of the Cyber Ninja Corps) sent her to the legendary Ninja Master Prowl for training on earth.

Turns out that the femme still sucked at training...and life in general. But then they discovered music makes her really amazing, she starts learning how to use her weapons, then a DISGUSTING slime monster who was actually an intergalactic hunter made a deal with the Decpeticons to track Beat down. Come to find out Beat really isn't a Cybertronian and she was actually powered by this Artificial Intelligence Unit named Theta (total asshole btw) created by the devious Project Teno who's goal is to to control the entire galaxy and enslave all species!

Yeah long story.

Anyway in the end Chroma decides to kidnap Dave (former con that maaaaay have fallen in love with Beat) and recruit him. Then Sunstreaker and Sideswipe decide to join the pack (mostly due to their feelings for Beat as well though they won't admit it.) and all together united to destroy Project Teno.

"No way bro! It's the Alien marathon! Who knew we could still get this stuff way out here?!"

Remember Sunstreaker's twin bother mentioned before? The red painted fool who has a deep and burning passion for pranks. He's a really great mech with a spark of purity but man he can be annoying!

Let's get back on track.

"I'm going to kill you! Gimmie that thing!"

Sideswipe yelled out in terror as his brother lunged over the couch and crashed into him. The two began to wrestle for the transparent looking remote that controlled the large screen in the living room of the ship.

"Give it!"

"NO!"

The sounds of hollering and bangs against the walls drew out Dave from his recharge. His visor was off, exposing deep red optics and an extremely handsome faceplate. Leaning against the doorframe to his room, he held a heated energon cube in servo while watching the two scuffle.

"Really guys? Better stop that before you wake Chroma up."

"Chroma doesn't even recharge!"

"No but you know how it hates loud noises."

Sunstreaker laughed as he punched Sideswipe in the arm, making the remote fall on the ground and skid towards the other side of the room.

"He doesn't even have audio receptors!"

"He? Chroma is gender neutral, you know that."

Sunstreaker shrugged, "Looks like a dude, talks like a dude, thinks like a dude and sounds like a dude."

"That is not righ-"

"Besides sounds better than it."

"No it doesn't."

The three stopped their little dispute as Chroma emerged from it's pitch black room with a freshly polished blade in hand. The awkwardness was heavy in the air making it a little hard to move.

"Dave is correct, I am gender neutral. Do not refer to me as male or female."

"You you really want to be an it? That's like a material item. Something that is not living!"

Chroma flipped the blade in the air, taking a relaxed posture. "Fool, I am a material item. A set of armor that has no soul or life. Thus I am an it."

With that the armor attached the blade to the side of it's boot and slowly made it's way over to the fallen remote. Holding it in it's armored hand, the armor turned towards the twins.

"You were fighting over this?"

"I wanted to watch Cybertron news!"

"Lame! The Alien Marathon started!"

Then Chroma looked to Dave who simply shrugged, "I just wanted to recharge."

"It has only been three days of travel through the hyper-space portal and I already wish to end your miserable lives."

"Well you aren't exactly great to live with either."

"This is the first time I've fully come out of my quarters."

"S-so?! You still suck!"

Such philosophy. How could Chroma argue against such intelligence? Such refined language? Idiot.

Ugh why did Theta command that they not be harmed? The only one that is tolerable is Dave. He was still a complete moron but he at least respected the silence Chroma craved.

"Your rooms have private entertainment systems. Watch your foolish garbage in there and leave the rest of us in peace."

That said, Chroma crushed the remote in it's hand and threw the pieces on the ground before wandering back into it's room. Sideswipe's jaw fell before roughly pushing his brother aside and running over to the shattered remains of the remote.

"Chroma is such an aft for that..."

"See what happens when you make me miss my news?"

"You can't even read without your lips moving! How the frag are you going to understand the news?"

"Sides don't make me hurt you."

With the two squaring up, Dave took this opportunity to roll his optics and walk past them and up the stairs to the second level of the ship. He made his way to the cockpit where he saw a tiny, glowing humanoid shape looking over some maps.

"Hey Theta!"

The artificial intelligence hologram looked up from the small screen it had produced to give a small wave to the former Decepticon.

"Everything alright down there?"

"Chroma...handled it."

"So I've heard. I must teach that armor that destroying things does not always solve the problem."

Dave chuckled a bit until he noticed how Theta was creating screens and throwing them all around the cockpit with impressive speed. His optics closed tightly as one of the screens went through his faceplate.

"Primus Theta! What are you doing?"

"Mapping out the destinations where we must start our journey after Cybertron."

The screen showed several planets and moons. There were also images of cities and small communities associated with each planet. Many of those worlds were nothing like he expected. They were places where only the imagination could come up with.

"Woah."

"Yes, the universe is a diverse place."

"I can't really tell which one is first so what planet are we going to after Cybertron?"

Without saying a word or giving a glance, Theta pulled a screen from the wall and tossed it over to Dave where it stopped a few inches from his face.

Giving a slight glare at the busy AI, Dave took a step back and stared at the screen closely. His optics growing large as the scenery engulfed him. He couldn't believe it! Was there really such a place? It was beautiful beyond imagining.

"Theta this is-"

"The wrong image. Just a moment."

The wondrous image of the land he just saw was taken back and replaced with the picture of a very bright planet. Colors of all kinds, were sparkling making it seem like a disco ball. He knew exactly what place that was. Jazz's dream retirement planet.

"Eurythma."

"Indeed. Beat's mother must be heard and we need to witness the assassination of their king."

"Excuse me?! Assassination of the king? Theta!"

"What? We only go to watch."

"I'm guessing you are the mastermind behind it?"

"No sadly, Allura was the one who wanted to take the opportunity from us."

"Allura?"

"Beat's mother."

Oh dang! So Beat had a whole femme creator and everything. Wow Theta had this whole swapping lives things down to a sharp point. Wonder what this Allura looked like.

Leave it to Theta to find a murderer to become Beat's femme creator.

Just as he was about to ask about Beat's mother a loud crash was heard coming from downstairs. Dave rumbled in annoyance and looked at the AI with laziness.

"You're the AI, you could just teleport down there."

"I could but I won't."

"Wha-?"

"If it were me to go down there I would simply eject them into space. Problem solved."

Ok, yeah no he would go.

"Fine."

Dave descended down the steps once more while taking a sip from his cube. It was too early for this.

"Alright what happened now?"

The mech stopped in his tracks when he saw Chroma sitting comfortably with it's arms behind it's hooded head and armored legs propped up. Dave saw the armor watching some strange program on the large screen. Seeing Chroma like this wasn't the funniest part of it all, it was the fact that it was using Sunstreaker as a chair by sitting on his back and Sideswipe was the leg rest.

"Dave help!"

The mech chuckled at Sideswipe's plea while walking to stand near Chroma.

"What happened?"

"Misbehaving children become chairs."

"Get off of me Chroma!"

"Yo what the frag! How are you th-this heavy?"

Dave looked down at the struggling twins with awe. They were clearly trying to move but could not for some strange reason. Cybertronians were known for their unbelievable strength but for one set of armor to keep them in place was crazy.

Dave raised an optic ridge before addressing Sideswipe's earlier cry.

"What if I ask you to let them up?"

"Then you will become my backrest."

…..

…..

"….So whatcha watching?"

"FRAG YOU DAVE!"

"COWARD!"

Ignoring the twins, the former con hopped on the couch behind the armor and finished off his energon breakfast. What? He was not about to be Chroma's back rest! Least of all for those two trouble makers.

"Updates?"

"We'll be arriving on Cybertron shortly."

"Good. I need to see Windblade."