Okay so for starters Gregory Burns's is a fictional character. He is Mr. Burns's son and he is the total opposite of his father. He is the same age as Homer and Marge, good looking, polite, friendly, sophisticated, over all he's a nice guy who obviously takes more after his mother. Also again I say that this will have a more serious take but it will be full of humor. If you like this chapter let me know and I'll continue, if not then I'll just delete it after a week or two because I'm still unsure about it and now for my intro.
"When hinges creak in doorless chambers, and strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls. Whenever candlelights flicker where the air is deathly still — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight!"
Thunder claps and creepy music plays in the background.
"Welcome foolish mortals to the haunted mansion."
Creepy music is plays in the background again.
"I am your ghost host who will serve as the narrator of this story."
Creepy music plays.
"This story is-"
Creepy music plays again.
"This story-"
Creepy music plays again.
"Alright knock it off with the creepy music! They get the idea! Sheesh... Now as I was saying this is a story of ghosts, curses, murder, mystery, and a fat man who's obsessed with doughnuts. Yeah no joke, there's actually one of those in this and no he's not a cop. Scary isn't it? Well there are much more frightening things to be told in our tale. Now I won't frighten you prematurely because the real chills come later so be prepared for the ride of your afterlife."
Creepy music plays again.
"Alright you're fired! Get out of here!...Now where was I? Oh yes the story. It all began centuries ago, on a calm and mysterious night..."