This was so very much fun. Kakashi and Jiraiya crack me up sometimes.
Icha Icha, Please?
For Hanyouelf
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"Please, Jiraiya-sama," the silver-haired man asked again, fighting the urge to twist his hands in anxiety.
"No, Kakashi," the older, white-haired shinobi admonished, shaking his head in laughter at the pleading look thrown his way from Kakashi's one visible eye.
The younger man's eye clenched in what most would call pain but Jiraiya recognized as the pure bliss one went through for Icha Icha Paradise. "Come on, Jiraiya-san. One little peak wouldn't hurt."
"Kakashi, how long have I known you?" A white eyebrow rose as the older man waited for a reply.
"Ah…" the silver-haired man paused in confusion. What could possibly be the point of the sannin's question?
"Exactly." He crossed his arms behind his head and smiled down at the other. "I know what that eye can do."
Kakashi frowned behind his mask and looked around for something he could use to either beat the older man or convince him to give into his request.
Jiraiya scratched a particularly itchy spot behind his left ear and observed Kakashi curiously.
"Come on, Jiraiya-sama, I'll do anything!" It came out before he thought about it, it really did, but now it was out there for all the world to hear and perverted sages to enjoy.
"Anything?" A naughty leer planted itself on the older man's face and Jiraiya was in no hurry to remove it. The lad had finally found the perfect bargaining chip.
"Yeah… Sure." Kakashi answered vaguely, knowing it wasn't going to end well but his precious Icha Icha had to be worth it.
"That's good, cause I want to start a new novel series…"
"About what," Kakashi asked diligently, trying to ignore the gleam in Jiraiya's eyes.
"I call it Icha Icha Yaoi."
Lol, yeah, a lot of good times here. lol