Le Phew – I own nothing but the strange plot.
HI! I'm Rifka the new security camera chunnin of Leaf village and this my un- official report to Ibiki Morino san head of torture and interrogation disguised as a personal letter. (All the gossip that is not to be discussed outside upper levels of security, yeah all the really good stuff.)
Today's subject is the rather bizarre chase scene that took place inside the Hokage and Mission offices, who was involved and how it ended. The entire incident appears to have started when Jiraiya san entered the Hokage's office at 6 Am for a discussion on the future of one Naruto, gennin of leaf village. Also present were the Hokage, her assistant Shizune, Kakashi Hatake - Jonin sensei and Iruka Umuino - Pre- genin sensei.
From all outside security cameras, the meeting went smoothly apart from the usrual complaints about Kakashi san's punctuality and a rather loud expletive from Iruka san. Loud voices from the Hokage's office are not unusual but as protocol dictates I switched on the internal security camera for a brief look to be sure everything was still secure.
There was nothing out of the ordinary at first and I was about to turn the camera off again when Iruka san and Kakashi san were covered by a puff of smoke which quickly faded to reveal two black and white animals in their places. At first I believed them to be same species, but closer inspection revealed one to be a black and white cat while the other resembled a raccoon dog, sorta.
Turning the sound on I heard the Hokage yelling at Jiraiya about stupid jitsu, idiots and cures in that order. This diatribe was interesting enough for me to almost miss what happened next. I have since watched it in replay several times and apparently the raccoon thing started to make amorous advances towards the cat, causing it to hastily move away from it, unfortunately the raccoon followed it and the movements of both animals became a mad chase around the office. This chase included rebounding off walls, floors, ceilings and occasionally Jiraiya san's head before a window was broken and both animals escaped.
What followed was a combination of both rampage and chase that would have been a comedy movie maker's delight. All footage available from security cameras has been edited onto the enclosed tape, my favorite piece is the cat diving down the shirt of Kiba Inuzuka in an attempt to escape the raccoon, which followed and both animals being chased out by Kiba's dog that was already in residence there. My coworkers prefer the section where the cat runs up a utility pole backwards, sits apparently safe on the top for about a minute, or at least until the raccoon thing finds several ropes and a ladder. No, I don't know how a raccoon would know how to use those things either.
In any case the chase ended when the raccoon took a running jump at the cat and took both of them out of the village limits. We lost them for about 10 minutes while we redirect the systems to look outside the village perimeter and finally got two dust trails going into the forbidden forest. Due to a lack of cameras in this area we are unable to report what happened next. Save that Jiraiya san and the Hokage arrived and entered soon after.
I then had all cameras in the area placed on motion sensor, while we made arrangements to fix up the chaos the two animals had caused in their wake.
About 2 hours later, both the hokage and Jiraiya san emerged from the forest dragging a very bedraggled pair of men with them. Iruka san and Kakashi san. Both were taken to hospital where they remain in isolation until the hokage says otherwise. Jiraiya san has since vanished from the village.
This concludes my report, for further details one must interview the Hokage, Jiruya san, Iruka san and Kakashi san for details.
Rifka security detail.
Author's note – Blame my partner for this one, they just finished re-watching their entire collection of loony tunes and my favorite character one "pepe le-phew" wouldn't leave me alone. The only real question to my mind is who was the cat and who was the skunk Hmmm? Oh referring to the skunk as a raccoon happened because I'm pretty sure Naruto's section of the world doesn't have skunks or even knows what one is.