HARRY POTTER LOST CHAPTERS

by JkLawling

British accent I FOUND THE LOST CHAPTERS OF ARRY POTTER AND I AM NOW SHARING THEM WITH THE WORLD ROFL

1. Chapter 1

HARRY POTTER LOST CHAPTERS

AUTHOR: JK LAWLING (MY ALIAS) DONT TELL ANYONE

LOST CHAPTERS OF ARRY POTTER: BOOK ONE, EROTIC ARABIAN NIGHTS.
CHAPTER 1: MADAM HOOCH

(all spoken in a british accent)

ONE DAY WHILE ARRY AND RON WERE PRANCING TO POTION CLASS THEY BEGAN TO TALK

ARRY: RON, WE ARE GOING TO CLASS
RON: YES ARRY

THEY ARRIVE AT CLASS AND SEE THAT SNAPE IS NOT AT IT.

ARRY: SNAPE IS NOT HERE

JUST THEN MADAM HOOCH FLIES IN ON HER BROOM.

MADAM HOOCH: ALLOHAMORA!
ARRY: HELLO MADAM HOOCH WHY ARE YOU HERE?
MADAM HOOCH: I WILL TEACHING POTION CLASS TODAY FOR THE CLASS

RON AND ARRY THEN GET BONERS

RON: MADAM HOOCH GIVES ME A BONER

ERMIONE THEN WALK IN CARRYING 10000 BOOKS

ERMIONE: I LIKE READING! AND KNOWING FACTS!
ERMIONE: (WHISPERS) ARRY, WHY IS MADAM COOCH TEACHING THIS CLASS TO US?
ARRY: I AM NOT AWARE OF THE ANSWER

CLASS BEGINS.

COOCHIE: STUDENTS TODAY WE WILL LEARN TO MAKE A POTION OUT OF FIGS AND ORANGES.

CLASS: I LIKE POTIONS.

CLASS ENDS.

ERMIONE: MADAM COOCHIE IS A GREAT TEACHER OF POTIONS.

ARRY AND RON GO TO THEIR ROOMS.

RON: ARRY I THINK I AM GOING TO BUM FOOK ERMIONE ONE DAY.
ARRY: THAT IS SWELL.