Chapter 1 — What is wrong with you Mordur?


This is my new fic. It is crazy? Yes it is. It is going to end soon? No I don't believe that. It is going to have your last OC Okura Wolfknight? Yes, when I am happy whit Okura I will make another one OC. Glorfindel is going to be the protagonist? Yes with Okura of course. I love the elf and he had to little fics about him with an OC. I really love fics with OC because with an OC you really don't know what you are going to read.

English is not my first language so if you find mistakes I will love if you made me know.

This fic it is going to start way before the hobbit and the LotR but eventually will go there.

I don't own Lord of the rings.


Warning

Okura is crazy, believe she is nuts. And she curses a lot.

Notes

Spanish— Okura is Mexican.

English or Westron

Thoughts are universals so it is don't have language.

So let's begging.


I was going to a camp in the forest, so I was showing my backpack (full of things I will need of course) to my younger brother, in front of the house I was in my black boots, black jeans and my super lovely hoodie of the ninja mutant teenage turtles, my dark green wool hat keeping my ears warm and covering my long red dyed and curly hair. I dyed my hair red "Erza Scarlet from fairy tail" it last 3 days then turned red "Merida from brave" it go past my shoulder, it has the same volume as Merida just not that pretty curly mine was kind explosion curly all the freeze an everything, but I love it.

That is a pretty amazing backpack but I don't know about your hoodie? You can believe he said something to my beloved hoodie?!

Are you talking bad about my NMTT hoodie? —it the same time I was walking to my car at the end of the street in the corner. My brother following me to the car.

No I'm not going there! Your hoodie is the best hoodie ever He just don't want an argument, so cute my brother I really know he is ashamed of me using that hoodie in the school.

I know, I love you lil'bro see you Monday. — I said while we chock our fist like always our "bro fist"

Yea weirdo, see you Monday and I just laugh. We are just like that.

And then we hear a car skidding and not some little car just our luck a bus, a damn bus. So I did what big sisters do. I Sparta kick my brother out the way of the bus. Thanks martial arts and camping you give me the strength to kick my younger brother out of danger (damn he is a foot taller than me and I believe 40lb heavier than me).

I saw everything in slow motion my brother flying out of the way, the bus crashing with doing a sandwich whit me and my old blue Camaro'72. I don't felt anything and then all went black.

I wake up in the forest, in really pretty forest can I said. I was sitting in the dirt with my back supported by a tree. All my cloths all right, my backpack still in my back. —What an ass of a dream! … I need to stop falling sleep everywhere I sit( A.N- I really do that) — I stand and took my hand to the sky then I hear the relaxing pop in my back and I low my arms.

Well, well, well, I don't remember how I get to this part of the forest! — I talk to myself I know it is weird but it make me easy to think what to do.

I don't think this kind of tree grow in the forest near my city! Nor in my state!— I said looking, really looking to the beautiful and tall trees, they are from temperate forest and in my state it is arid forest. —for god's sake I am in the middle of Mexico, in the arid part of Mexico!—

So I am lost again… wait a minute I don't remember getting in the forest or even left the city… nop I know I am a nerd but I am not going to believe I reborn in another world…but if it is please I hope this world has elves they are gorgeous. — I said shameless praying to the heavens. — And dragons, I need dragons cuz "Dragons are romance!" And I need that kind of epic romance.

I know. I. Am. Weird.

First I need to find a river then I going to follow it, in some moment I going to find people… I hope so— I start walking, first I need to found a river so I walk down hill.

lol my brother surely would say "why are you so calm?" and I will answer cuz if I am not calm I will have a panic attack and I really don't want a panic attack in the middle of the forest alone—

So I walk in the forest a really epically beautiful forest, it smell so good, I don't see a damn flower but it smell like flowers. I hear all the birds singing happily to the world. I see Mordur and I beautiful oak tree… a I do a retake, yep that is Mordur. That damn big scary and full of weapons like a pincushion of Brave movie! And he just mighty road at me! A two damn foot away me! He came from thin air!

Holly shit Mordur is going to eat me! I scream but I don't move! Why I don't move.

That is not my name little soul. But worry not I am going to eat you so you can call me whatever you wants. — The fucking bear not Mordur told me. He is fucking talking. With the deepest and scary voice I have ever hear. And in English the beard speak English! … And understand Spanish. A damn bear polyglot.

Ok not-Mordur why are you going to eat me? — Not panic tack, just don't. Think if you start a panic attack you can run away. Do not panic!

You are funny little soul so now I am Mordur it is the first name someone give me. So I m going to eat you to have the power to be unstoppable, not that someone have ever stop me, but I just want to have more power— the shit Mordur answer me , what an ass it is.

What an ass are you! Just for that! Tell me why me? — the big shit is going to eat me so I don't care if I hurt his fillings when the damn bear laugh at me, yes it laugh at me I take my pepper spray in my hand ready just I need to move a little to the right to star running.

You are a pretty reborn soul, here I didn't think I will found one except for the golden one and now I find I pretty little and helpless reborn soul—said Mordur happily licking his nose… uhg! — and an extra of immortal blood so tasty and…— the shit he is I don't want and I don't need to hear more.

Ha! You are so wrong! — I happy said in a high voice and spray him in the face nose and open mouth with my pepper spray. In the moment he let a pined roar, I run for my life…and the true is: I am running for my life!

So it wasn't a dream! And I am dead! And reborn. If Shit-Mordur has said the true. I can believe this is happening!— I talk to myself in the middle of my crazy run, and then I come to a stop cuz I hear water, and the grown end and start a really high drop to a river with really scary rapids and if I am not wrong I ear close I really big waterfall.

I hear the damn bear calling for me, really angry — I am going to eat you little soul! In a really painful way! — What a shit he is! It was just a little pepper spray what a baby!

I turn to look around and I see a fall tree that can take me to the other side, just like a bridge. And I have a pretty good idea and a flare ( I present from I friend… the asshole told me I will get lose… ok he is genius).

So I cross the tree-bridge and wait for Mordur. I hide one of my foot in the root of the tree, I look like my foot is stuck in the root.

Why are you not running little soul?— He told me whit laugh in his scary voice.

And I need to answer— My foot is not stuck in the root, I am just waiting for you.— Yes I am an asshole too.

He broke in a really scary super villain laugh — So you are stuck there then.— climbing slowly for the big tree to me.

I can't keep quiet, someone can? — I am not stuck; I am waiting for you!— I said again, ready to throw the flare, I just need him in the middle of the tree.

Of course you are so nice, telling me the true— the ass didn't believe me! His problem not mine I was telling the true.

So he get in the middle and I point the flare at his face and said a Terminator phrase — ¡Hasta la vista baby!* — And the red flare goes straight to his face and the bear of doom fall to the river.

I am going to find you and eat you little soul! — The dam bear talk from the river and from here I see the waterfall and I believe is huge, let me check.

So I run to the waterfall and indeed is huge and if I am not wrong with all the rapids that I can see this river go to another waterfall cuz from here if that Mordur can get out of the river it is going to be 10 ,miles if I am lucky if I am not 5 miles.

So I keep walking in the opposite direction, it has a river so I am going to find someone in whatever way I want up or down and down is the bear of doom so I am going up the river.


Quotes

Mordur — The bear of Disney Movie "brave".

¡Hasta la vista baby! — The latin dubbing of " I'll be back" From the movie "Terminator". It was not translated…it didn't even mean the same.