Bells in Black and White

by Cyberman Unit C-2821

To tell the truth, I've made many mistakes in life. I thought that this was a good idea. I was never more wrong in my entire life. And I must scream.

Chapter 1: Bells in Black and White

So.

Here I am, in the basement of some mountain fortress, swinging my sword at a man in a big red jacket.

Who just so happens to be the most-wanted criminal in the world.

He wields a bigass, bastardized sword and some source of alien, ungodly power.

His goal is to go to every major city in the world.

Find what equates to the local police station.

And blow it the fuck up.

Oh, did I mention how many people he kills when he does this?

A LOT. That's how many.

A whole fuckin' lot.

….Yep.

Apropos of nothing, I could really use a haircut right now.

Oh, right. Story.

Hurmm….where to begin…..

Well, I guess the beginning is the best place to begin, isn't it?

Once upon a time, long, long ago…