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"Beginning recording of rough draft. Dear Editor-in-chief; Regarding the opinion-article 'Technologies of Light' in this month's issue of History. I was upset with some of the unverified assumptions that were made, and wish to point out a few typographical errors-"
"Don't you think the guy'll be put-off if you phrase it like that?"
"Zero, when did you come in?"
"Just now."
"Oh. This is a rough draft; I'll fix it up later."
"Okay."
"Continuing: I understand the differences between opinion-articles and fact-based articles that use assumptions, and know how to recognize both. Printing a submission intended as the latter by labeling it as 'opinion' is lazy and-"
"Is your goal to get this printed?"
"No, my goal is to inform the selection director that they should either review their articles better before releasing them, or review their writers before accepting articles."
"Ah."
"... Please forward this letter to your fact-checkers, and distribute copies to the free-lance writer or writers that submitted this arti-"
"What if it does get published?"
"Then hopefully more people will pay attention to the facts."
"Wishful thinking, as usual."
"Which is why that isn't my goal."
"Continue."
"This being said, I'd like to first point out that while Dr. Light did build the first sentient robot, this information is incomplete. The first, Blues, was a joint effort between Light and Dr. A. Wily prior to the loss of the latter's-"
"Sanity."
"That's not know for sure, Z. Something happened to change Wily or prompt him into action, but he may not have had the best intentions before then."
"...Nutcase."
"That's not a nice thing to say, he still contributed to many of today's technolo-"
"Mad scientist then; evil genius."
"Zero-
"Don't bother fighting me on this one, X."
"Fine. Moving on then?"
"...Loss is a financial term."
"Rough. Draft. And how do you know that?"
"Overheard conversation in the lounge. College kids, I think."
"...Now moving on?"
"Be my guest."
"The second point I'd like to address was a simple error, a typo or possibly a mis-copy, but on the order of Robot Masters listed. Also, the Beat unit was built by Dr. M. Cossack, and it's unknown whether he, his daughter Kalinka, or another named it such."
"..."
"What, nothing to add?"
"Nope."
"Concerning Tango-"
"Why did they all have music-related names?"
"I don't know, Zero. Nobody alive today does."
"Blues, Rock, Roll, Rush, Beat, Tango, Alto-"
"There wan't an Alto."
"Yeah there was. The round green mechanic one."
"His name was Auto."
"Eh, close enough, maybe his name was a typo. You don't have to growl."
"Moving on! Tango was build before, not for, the battle against the Stardroids-"
"Where did they come from anyway?"
"ZERO!"
"What?"
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