Dear Bing,
I've never heard anyone say, "Hey! Let's Bing it!"
Just saying.
The wind blew rather quickly, the sun way up in the sky. Both trainers were across from each other in the battlefield, ready to begin their battle. With a determined pose, both the brunette and the redhead grabbed their Pokéballs in their hands.
"This time, I'm going to win," Silver spat, glaring at her.
"I don't think so," Lyra replied, smirking.
Silver gritted his teeth, putting pressure on the Pokéball he was holding. "Watch me."
They looked into each others eyes, and recoiled their Pokèballs, ready to throw them.
"Waaaaaiiiittttttt!"
Both trainers stopped their stare-off and snapped their heads to their left. Silver groaned loudly in annoyance while Lyra squealed.
There was Ethan, with his stupid, weak Marill of his. Silver glared at him. How dare he ruin his precious time with Lyra. Not that the redhead will admit that out loud, of course.
And it ticked him off when he heard Lyra's cheery response, "Ethan! Hiiiii!~"
"Lyra! I wanna ask you something important," he replied, walking over to her.
"..." Silver just glared at the boy. 'Moron... Interrupting my time with Lyra...'
Ethan ignored Silver, and turned to Lyra. "So, Lyra," he gave her a perverted grin, "Google or Bing?"
Lyra blinked at him, shrugging. "I use Google... But what's Bing?" Lyra hadn't heard of Bing before. She was so used to Google.
The raven-haired boy's perverted smile widened at her response. "You don't know what Bing is?" He distanced himself closer to her when he saw her shake her head. "Want me to show you how to 'Bing It'?"
Silver widened his eyes; he caught what Ethan was trying to show her. So, he stepped in. "No. She doesn't want to know how to 'Bing It'. Now scram."
Ethan grinned at the redhead. "C'mon Silv, I'm just gonna show her how to 'Bing It'."
"No. Now stop bothering us dammit." He grabbed Lyra's hand and started walking away towards the other direction.
Ethan could only grin as they walked away. "My mission here is complete. Stupid jealous idiot..."
Lyra blinked, confused. "But Silver... I wanted Ethan to show me how to 'Bing It'..." She frowned, disappointed.
Silver halted at her words. Was she that innocent? "Do you know what that idiot means by 'Bing It'?"
"Umm... No? That's why I wanted him to show me...?" She asked, sighing.
He turned to her, smirking. "Do you really want to know how to 'Bing It'?"
"No duh!"
"Then I will show you personally how to 'Bing It'," he whispered in her ear.
"Wait wha—" She was hushed as Silver started dragging her towards the nearby city.
"After this, I'm sure you'll choose Bing over Google," he smirked over his shoulder, only to see a beet red Lyra.
Truth be told, Silver had convinced her to choose Bing over Google.
END
A/N: Meh... the things I type up when I'm bored. I actually prefer Google but Bing is alright as well, I guess.
Oh dear Arceus somebody stop me. XDD
To anyone who was confused, 'Bing It' was refered to sex. *thinks pervy* /FLIES TO THE SUN
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon. It belongs to Satoshi Tajiri.
I do not own anything related to Google or Bing. They belong to their respected owners.