The Jenni Show

This Week's Topic: Avatar-The Last Airbender

(I do not own ay of the Avatar People, only the audience, the stage crew and myself.)

Aang

Me: Hi everyone, welcome to another segment of "The Jenni Show" named for me because I founded it. This week's topic is the people from our favorite show since whatever was a hit last time, Avatar-The Last Airbender! (Sweeps hand to curtain where Aang steps out nervously. He sits in the chair beside desk.) Say hi to the folks Aang.

Aang: Um, hi?

Me: Everyone, meet the avatar himself, Aang the last Airbender. He enjoys riding animals, goofing off and flying on his glider. He is a vegetarian and has a crush on Katara.

Aang: Say what!?

Me: So Aang, how many elements have you mastered so far?

Aang: Two, working on three.

Me: Air, water and earth, right?

Aang: Yep.

Me: So tell me, do you really like Katara?

Aang: As a friend, yes.

Me: I see that blush.

Aang: Knock it off, Jenni. I know a little firebending too.

Me: Sure, whatever. Now tell me this. Who would you consider the greater threat, Zhao, Zuko, or Azula?

Aang: I don't know, they're all kind of crazy.

Zhao: I heard that!

Me: Security!

Zhao: Let go of me you—!

(Loud scuffling and a crash. Man's voice yells—)

Crew hand #1: Sorry Jenni, I hope that wasn't valuable!

Me: (sighs) No Brandon, it wasn't, only a priceless family heirloom passed down through eight generations of my family since the dark ages.

Aang: I think I'd better go

Me: Wait! I still have some questions for you.

(Aang sits back down)

Aang: Shoot.

Me: Okay, so now, what was your favorite past life?

Aang: Obviously, Roku, considering he's the only one I know

Me: Jeez, don't be so cranky. Okay, so it's Roku. Great. Now, how much do you like riding animals?

Aang: How much? Wow I—

Me: And that's all the time we have for now folks. Please tune in tomorrow for the next guest.

Aang: Wait! I didn't get to answer the question!

Me: Security!

Aang: Hey! No fair! HEY! HEY!

(The guards drag Aang offstage as he continues to scream the answer, unheard by the audience. Jenni smiles at the camera.)