*Hello, everyone. I do NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS IN STORY. All credit goes to Andrew Hussie, the creator and mastermind behind the web comic Homestuck. I only write the fics :) Now, I present to you my story.*
Troll Cops – Chapter 1
You sit at your desk in your dimly lit office with your back toward your covered window. On your desk sit a typewriter, a telephone, an open box of chalk, and a red mug filled with cold coffee that you poured for yourself at the beginning of the day. Your office was painted all black so you can easily identify people, but when you get bored you draw on the walls with your chalks. Your red coat hands on a large peg in the corner of your office while your cane leaned against the right side of your redwood desk. You push your bright red shades up your nose; 8PM and you are still stuck at work. You slump forward and pull a piece of blue chalk from its box. You bite into it and start chewing. Eating chalk was just an odd habit of yours that you seem to do a bit too often. You only eat chalk because you have an even weirder ability; you can taste and smell color. With this ability you overcome your blindness and easily live your life by licking and smelling things around you. You can smell and taste, but you are also able to touch and hit things with your cane. You are an utter weirdo.
You name is Terezi Pyrope. You work as detective and cop in a large city called Alternia. You have a knack for justice and the force under your thumb. While a tad on the crazy side you are brilliant when it comes to solving crime. Not even the craftiest of villains can escape your powerful sense of smell and taste. But today was relatively calm and quiet - too quiet for you. It has been 9 hours since you have entered your office and all you had to do today was do paperwork. You slump a little lower in your seat and take another bite of chalk, contemplating whether or not you should just go home. But before you could leave your chair the phone started to buzz. You eagerly snatch the phone off of the receiver and answer with your usual phone greeting; "Detective Pyrope speaking."
"Yes, Miss Pyrope, I have someone who wishes to speak to you about your open policeman position. He also seems very eager to talk to you." You secretary, Kanaya Maryam, was the line. You two weren't friends, but you didn't butt heads with each other. You really only hired her because she was very organized, neat and you could count on her.
"Someone wants the position! Put him on, put him on!" You nearly jump for joy. Your previous partner-in-justice left you and had put up an ad to hire a new one. That was 4 months ago. Kanaya switched the receivers and puts the man on. "Hey, this is Terezi Pyrope right?"
"It is." You notice that the caller has a slight lisp when pronouncing s. "And this is…?"
"Sollux Captor. I would like to come in talk to you about your open position."
"Great! Come in tomorrow at 5pm, if that is convenient for you. You know where the office is right?"
"Yeah, I usually drive past the station on my way to work. 5pm is good. See you tomorrow." The click of the receiver ended the call. You slam the phone down jump around your office, squealing with joy. Kanaya can hear your shenanigans through the thin walls that divide your office from the reception desk. She opens your door and peeks in; you can smell her fragrant perfume with your back turned to her. "May I ask what you are celebrating?"
"Someone wants the job!" You rush over to Kanaya and throw your arms around her. Or at least you tried because you ran into the door that she was standing behind. You stumble back and swear quietly. "Damn door…"
"Oh, sorry, Miss Pyrope. I didn't realize you were going to jump at me." You could hear the smile in her voice.
"Whatever, anyway, his name is Sollux Captor! He has a weird lisp but I can get over that quickly."
"Do you think he could replace her?"
"Hell yeah! We meet tomorrow at 5pm. Keep my schedule clear until 7!"
"I will do my best Miss Pyrope." Kanaya closed the door and returned to her desk. You grab your cane and coat and make a beeline to the door. You feel around for the doorknob, turn it, and make your out of your office. You lock your door behind you and say goodbye to Kanaya. You have to interview a man named Sollux Captor tomorrow and you are ready for anything. You intend to replace your old partner, even though you know no one will honestly replace her. The two of you were like jelly and bread, bees and honey, cheese and mice. You'd rather not dwell on that now for now is a time to celebrate. You have a new recruit.
**END OF CHAPTER 1**
*Please tell me what you think! I will start Chapter 2 as soon as possible.*